Vern T. Sampsom L.C. Hopp
Vern "Hello ya’ll I’m Vern T. Sampson and I knows bout dat football"
LC "I’m L dot C dot Hopp and I thinks me knows football tooooo"
LC "A good one fer sure!"
Vern "Rams sure do look good so farr"
LC "Yep, but dem Eagles are da dream team"
Vern "Naww, it’s more dem dreaming"
LC "Hahaha good one Vernnnn!"
Vern "Let’s talk bout da game"
LC "Speaking of Dreaming, I’m dinking those Rams are going to Kick some Eagles arse. I’m expecting dat #39 (22/129 2Tds) to run all (200+ total yds rushing) over dem wit those hogs on dat o-line. And dat Bradford (20-29/281 3Tds) is going to go all cowboy on dem too. Dem receivers (Kendricks- 4-79 1td, Danny A. 4-68, Sims-Walker 2-38 1td and Gibson 2-29 1td) are good toooo. Wooha, and dat De-fense (James L. 15 tackles, Long, Sims, Leber, Mikel and Quinn 1 sack each, Stewart 1int)." Score 35-14 Rams
Vern " Dey good fer sure, but fer REAL, dey will run (Sjax 27/103 160 total) but da Eagles do have da potential to limit the passing (Bradford 21-35 230 yds 2tds 1int). And dat Vick (19-29 201yds 2tds 2ints) will run a little bit (7-49yds 109 yds total) on da Rams. In the end doh, da Rams will win 21-17."
LC "Good point Vern, dem Eagles may do ENOUGH to stop da passing game of da Rams (190 yds 1 td 2 ints) and put up some decent passing (Vick 23-29 301yds 2 tds) and running (150yds total). On dem facts the Eagles will win 24-20."
Vern "And if yer listening to dem sports perts da Eagles will have no TROUBLE with dem Rams, beating dem on every front." Eagles 31-6
LC "Hey Vern, how bout some stuffed possum dat yer wife made?"
Vern "Sure, when were dun we can go finish hammering bottle caps on da front door."