okay please....

I am known as Rookie. Cant hide it(I tried) Captain Chaos was my new sig at the time. But Alas... Rookie... Always Rookie.. Twelve years of being Rookie. Here is where I have no freaking clue comes into play.

Please anoint me with your magical elixir of the premier and creator that is able to transcend space and time. You are so screwed VanRam.. For the love of everything that is holy and common sense please stop it..