AmpLee's 53 (Part 2)

by AmpLee on Sep 2, 2011 11:38 PM CDT

Stern voices and furrowed brows have been unleashed. The 4 yo and 3 yo are at peace again. If only NATO could see me now. That's how you DO IT! Libya, if you don't stop you will NOT go to Monkey Joe's tomorrow!

Anyway...on to the D!

DE (6)

Chris Long ---- When some one has "turned the corner" where exactly are they after turning that corner proverbially? I couldn't find an answer so I am going to make it up. C. Long is now "in the alley". Try this... Chris Long "turned the corner" in 2010 and now he is "in the alley" waiting to beat the shit out of some people.

James Hall --- He is that guy "in the alley" with C. Long that says something horrifyingly ominous like "Looks like you picked the worst time and the worst place possible to take a walk tonite, baby." Trust me. Kolb, Smith, and Jackson will not be able to get those words out of their heads all year long.

Mighty Quinn ---- Should be named Grimlock Jr. because he is strong and agile as shit but has no idea what he is doing yet. (That's 1984 Transformers for all you agists out there.)

C.J. Ah You Always Just Good Enough To Make The Team

George Selvie ------ Can't put my finger on it but I just really like him. Plus switching to 67 was kinda bad ass. Makes him look bigger.

Ernie Sims ----- Sleeper impact player written all over him. Wouldn't be surprised one bit if he got 6 sacks this year.

DT (4)

Fred, Bannan, Muir, and ...... Dar-......Gar-.....Da-....Ga-...... ITS SO CLOSE! I DONT KNOW! SCOTT, OK! SCOTT!

LB (7)

Animal Jr. ---- Nuff said

Leber ------ Nice upgrade at OLB

Poppinga ----- Better fill those gaps, Pop! That 27 yarder was on YOUR ass.

Chamberlain ------ Special Teams Guru

Jabara Williams ----- Seems like a London Fletcher story waiting to happen

Josh Hull ------ You have a nice team when its guys like this that are around your 53rd man

Zac Diles ------- Kehl is more athletic but he over commits his ass off. Diles can tackle, tackle, tackle.

CB (5)

Fletcher and Bartell ------- The coolest name for a cognac in the entire world

Al Harris ----- He's got some good games left in him. Glad he is here.

Justin King ------ Can be frustrating but he has shown a lot of promise. Very good tackler. Finally healthy.

Jonathan Nelson ------ Has some potential and plays a nasty special teams. Good fit.

S (4)

Q ----- Love this dude. Will be fun to watch. Total package for a safety.

Darian Stewart ---- Perhaps might be one of this FO and staff's greatest street FA find. Really gonna open eyes.

Craig Dahl ------ Can lay some booms but I am still pissed about RuVell Martin (of all fucking people) burning his ass

J. Hines ----- That hit was NOT illegal, it was AWE-SOME. This dude can be a thumper. And I got a soft spot for thumpers.

So there ya have it.

Watch it get blown to dust tomorrow but, hey, this is fun. The Cardinals are not fun.

GO RAMS!

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I noticed that on the 27-yarder too haha.

Definitely a stronger run support ‘backer. So CJ Ah You is the one taking a running backs spot. I’m okay with it because he’s solid, but I just have a feeling it’ll be four backs and 5 defensive ends. I’d be okay with your way too though, because that’s a sick 3 deep line (since some of them move inside). Like your 53, and I like Nelson at CB. He deserves a roster spot but safety is way too crowded for him. Probably just Gibson over Scott that I’d prefer, but another one I’m okay with either way.

"I kind of stepped my swagger up. You look at the Madden game and the swagger's so low, maybe they'll bump me up. Before it was a meatball flex, so you've got to liven it up a little bit." - Animal Jr.

by douchiedude on Sep 3, 2011 4:18 AM CDT reply actions

I thought it would be neat to

see what Spags could do with 6 quality DEs. Highly unlikely, but Madden like fun would ensue.

by AmpLee on Sep 3, 2011 9:16 AM CDT up reply actions

Diles is gone

Looks like Kehl after all. Better contain then, dude.

by AmpLee on Sep 3, 2011 10:35 AM CDT reply actions

Grimlock....

….too funny.

Who were the others? Grimlock, Slag, Slush and Swoop?

Nevertheless, cool reference.

The truth is always the right answer....

by Pekka for Predator Pontiff on Sep 3, 2011 3:25 PM CDT reply actions

You nailed it

Go to the Wikipedia page on the Transformers and you will lose about 4 hours

by AmpLee on Sep 3, 2011 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions

I believe that....

….I like your list, and I’m really shocked that they sent Selvie packing in favor (assumption) of Sims. I thought George had a future as a platooning DE with us.

The truth is always the right answer....

by Pekka for Predator Pontiff on Sep 3, 2011 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions