Stern voices and furrowed brows have been unleashed. The 4 yo and 3 yo are at peace again. If only NATO could see me now. That's how you DO IT! Libya, if you don't stop you will NOT go to Monkey Joe's tomorrow!
Anyway...on to the D!
DE (6)
Chris Long ---- When some one has "turned the corner" where exactly are they after turning that corner proverbially? I couldn't find an answer so I am going to make it up. C. Long is now "in the alley". Try this... Chris Long "turned the corner" in 2010 and now he is "in the alley" waiting to beat the shit out of some people.
James Hall --- He is that guy "in the alley" with C. Long that says something horrifyingly ominous like "Looks like you picked the worst time and the worst place possible to take a walk tonite, baby." Trust me. Kolb, Smith, and Jackson will not be able to get those words out of their heads all year long.
Mighty Quinn ---- Should be named Grimlock Jr. because he is strong and agile as shit but has no idea what he is doing yet. (That's 1984 Transformers for all you agists out there.)
C.J. Ah You Always Just Good Enough To Make The Team
George Selvie ------ Can't put my finger on it but I just really like him. Plus switching to 67 was kinda bad ass. Makes him look bigger.
Ernie Sims ----- Sleeper impact player written all over him. Wouldn't be surprised one bit if he got 6 sacks this year.
DT (4)
Fred, Bannan, Muir, and ...... Dar-......Gar-.....Da-....Ga-...... ITS SO CLOSE! I DONT KNOW! SCOTT, OK! SCOTT!
LB (7)
Animal Jr. ---- Nuff said
Leber ------ Nice upgrade at OLB
Poppinga ----- Better fill those gaps, Pop! That 27 yarder was on YOUR ass.
Chamberlain ------ Special Teams Guru
Jabara Williams ----- Seems like a London Fletcher story waiting to happen
Josh Hull ------ You have a nice team when its guys like this that are around your 53rd man
Zac Diles ------- Kehl is more athletic but he over commits his ass off. Diles can tackle, tackle, tackle.
CB (5)
Fletcher and Bartell ------- The coolest name for a cognac in the entire world
Al Harris ----- He's got some good games left in him. Glad he is here.
Justin King ------ Can be frustrating but he has shown a lot of promise. Very good tackler. Finally healthy.
Jonathan Nelson ------ Has some potential and plays a nasty special teams. Good fit.
S (4)
Q ----- Love this dude. Will be fun to watch. Total package for a safety.
Darian Stewart ---- Perhaps might be one of this FO and staff's greatest street FA find. Really gonna open eyes.
Craig Dahl ------ Can lay some booms but I am still pissed about RuVell Martin (of all fucking people) burning his ass
J. Hines ----- That hit was NOT illegal, it was AWE-SOME. This dude can be a thumper. And I got a soft spot for thumpers.
So there ya have it.
Watch it get blown to dust tomorrow but, hey, this is fun. The Cardinals are not fun.
GO RAMS!


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