"Horn on the Kolb"
That isn't copyrighted or trademarked because I don't care to (meaning I don't know how to), but thought it appropriate after watching another 'highlight' reel of the Arizona Cardinals trying to play football on a professional level. I have not had the 'pleasure' of watching either Card's preseason game, though I saw parts of the first game against the Raiders, and just finished watching the brutal recap of their performance against the Green Bay Packers. Being that it's past 2am where I'm at, ESPN's Sportscenter was my destination to catch up on all things sports, on a night where I unfortunately missed all of preseason football...
I'll tell you that they sure seem desperate to see the Kevin Kolb to Larry Fitzgerald combination come to fruition, as the only other Card's recap of the game included the unfortunate season-ending injury of rookie RB Ryan Williams. I only point out his ill-fate because being from VA I get to see a lot of Hokie football, and although they're not my college squad of choice, he's proven to be a reliable, exciting back. It goes without saying, though, that he was going to be relied upon to contribute to their running game this season. He isn't (or wasn't) going to solve what appears to be the most glaring opportunity on their offense, though...
Their offensive line (front 5) is atrocious! The Packers are the Superbowl Champs, and I don't intend on taking anything away from them. I know this is all preseason, but for the Packers (less wild man Clay Matthews) to put that much pressure, that often, should concern Coach Ken Whisenhunt and anyone on his staff. The Pack didn't rack up a large amount of sacks, but proved that pressuring Kolb led to exactly what ESPN wanted......Kolb to Fitzgerald, er, somewhere in the vicinity. It's apparent to me that he knows his safeguard, and since I'm no expert, so should we (and the rest of their opponents for that matter).
Through preseason's week 1&2, here's what I've seen thus far:
* A shaky O-Line (which includes no draft picks or offseason acquisitions)
* A QB desperate to prove he's worth the dough
* A forced 'chemistry' between the (aforementioned) QB and his stud WR (who will bail him out on occasion), and
* A key contributor at RB dealt (traded to the Skins), and the loss of their 2nd Round Pick at the same position
Looking at the big picture, I'd have to use the word 'bleak.' The offseason has been shortened due to the lockout, and their offense is way behind where it would've been had there not been one, which goes without saying. Will they improve over the season? Sure. But we talk about depth on this site all the time, and one thing that I don't see for them is depth on the OL. In my opinion, Kevin Kolb WILL turn out to the be the next Donovan McNabb.......a QB traded to a another team for more than they should've afforded, which provides him no protection, and ultimately hinders his ability to succeed.
Contrarily, our defense got a lot of attention in the offseason, via draft and trade, and will be able to apply WAY MORE pressure than these preseason squads, come week 8. Close your eyes ladies and gents........whether it be #55 (my personal fav), #72, #94, #51, #27, or any other member of the 11D, you'll be seeing (live, replay, or in your local St. Louis paper........lucky!) a rocketing Ram blasting the hapless new QB in Arizona.....
Delicious, isn't it? "Horn on the Kolb"
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They did pick up an OG from the Packers Daryn Colledge but I believe that was it for the O-line.
my bad
I missed that one. Not sure how much protection he’s helped provide yet. Kolb is typically running for his life, and I’ve normally got my eye on the guy who wants to end his season before it starts
I think I was also kinda dumbfounded
That having given up the 2nd most sacks in the NFL last season, they didn’t see fit to pick up some young stud in the first few rounds of the draft.
Again, he’s gonna be made to look like McNabb this season…….the Skins version. At least he’ll be getting paid well to drink through a straw
LMAO
it was hilariousl, watching Kolb try to find Larry last night!!
by look closer on Aug 20, 2011 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions
It's hilarious
That even though Kevin Kolb went on like a 7 and 9 minute drive each, you still think he’s terrible.
Guess what? He moved the Offense efficiently, and he’s only been practicing with the team for about two weeks. And why are you acting like the Rams are a Superbowl team? You guys don’t have work to do?
Oh, and he did find Fitz when it counted. You see that one-handed pass Fitz caught that was “Play of the Week”? That’s what our #1 WR can do.
Wasn't that one catch
in like four targets? Let us talk trash about Kolb on our site in peace, we leave him alone if we’re ever on yours. We just think he sucks, as do I. It’s not because he’s a Cardinal, I thought he was horrible with the Eagles too.
"I kind of stepped my swagger up. You look at the Madden game and the swagger's so low, maybe they'll bump me up. Before it was a meatball flex, so you've got to liven it up a little bit." - Animal Jr.
Yeah, they pulled Fitz out of the game early
Because he doesn’t need to prove anything.
And I’m coming here and starting up a debate. Nothing wrong with that.
You don't have to defend Fitz,
that was a knock on Kolb. Many on here, myself included, think Fitz is the best receiver in football.
"I kind of stepped my swagger up. You look at the Madden game and the swagger's so low, maybe they'll bump me up. Before it was a meatball flex, so you've got to liven it up a little bit." - Animal Jr.
by douchiedude on Aug 21, 2011 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Their O-line still can't block
They can’t pass protect or run block and Kolb seems to always look for Larry and if he isn’t open he forces it or holds on to it too long and eventually throws it out of bounds.
2 men enter 1 man leaves. THOSE ARE THE RULES OF THUNDER DOME!
Man they're a sorry bunch
and I don’t even hate the Cardinals… I just feel bad for the fans.
I’d hate to have to depend on Kolb.
He got broken behind Phillies line… there’s no way he’ll finish the season for AZ.
http://brotherspork.wordpress.com/
Corn on the Kolb? HaHaHa-good play
Know what us old rednecks do with corn cobs way out in the country?
HaHa-can’t wait to play em-
after reading this i just got an eerie replay of the movie deliverance!
by Mark Jaramillo on Aug 20, 2011 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions
this is EXACTLY what i want to see dcramsfan...
a disgruntled larry fitzgerald! meaning he either doesnt re-sign with the cards for next yr? OR, he demands a trade early , to mid season….hello 1st, and 3 round , draft pick to arizona, and hello larry fitzgerald to the loo!
by Mark Jaramillo on Aug 20, 2011 10:22 AM CDT reply actions
Will you troll another site?
"I kind of stepped my swagger up. You look at the Madden game and the swagger's so low, maybe they'll bump me up. Before it was a meatball flex, so you've got to liven it up a little bit." - Animal Jr.
How is this trolling?
I haven’t personally attacked any of you. You wrote a post insulting Kevin Kolb and the Cardinals, and I’m here to challenge that.
Is there a different plan for the regular season
To keep him upright? Your line hasn’t been doing such a stellar job of keeping the pressure off of him thus far
by DCRamFan on Aug 21, 2011 2:44 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Any Cardinals fan will tell you that we don't have the best O-line
And I don’t think it’s possible for our O-line to be worse than last year’s. So at least there’s that. Plus, the addition of Colledge should add some improvement, and they looked a lot more coordinated two days ago vs. the Packers than they were vs. the Raiders last week, so I guess it’s also a matter of how much practice they have.
hey the dude wants to be loyal to him team...?
i give major props for that, to be cashing in $120 mil on a shitty ass team is another. money talks!
by Mark Jaramillo on Aug 21, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions
Larry Fitzgareled
The nfl network reported that he signed a 6 year deal with the card’s but I’m probably wrong.
in the last paragraph
Why didn’t you include number 91. He will probably have the most sacks and pressures on our team this year
Sam Bradford + Julio Jones = Championships all day...
Melo + Amar'e = NBA Championships all day...
by MyACLisBrittle on Aug 20, 2011 11:23 AM CDT reply actions
Im sure he did
Chris Long u mean?…I believe he just used #72(last years number)…but I heard he got his College number back #91..suits him better in my honest opinion..
by RamTX on Aug 20, 2011 12:47 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Whoops
Yea, I certainly meant Long with #72. I should probably stick to smart ass remarks, and not so many posts…..leave that to the experts
by DCRamFan on Aug 20, 2011 2:33 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
LOL
Yea I was just giving ya a hard time, and plus pointing out the number change. good post tho!
Sam Bradford + Julio Jones = Championships all day...
Melo + Amar'e = NBA Championships all day...
by MyACLisBrittle on Aug 20, 2011 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Williams is Reliable?
I thought that was exactly the only knock on him coming out of college…that he’s injury prone.
Oh well….couldn’t happen to a nicer group of people. With all the injuries we’ve had over the past couple of years, maybe now karma is flying with the Cards?
The truth is always the right answer....
by Pekka for Predator Pontiff on Aug 20, 2011 4:26 PM CDT reply actions
man, they paid Fitz now huh?
120 mil, 8 years, 50 mil gtd.
If I was him I’d slug out this year with Kolb, then test the free market next year and take the 80 mil I deserve from a team with a QB.
http://brotherspork.wordpress.com/
I hear that
the Cardinals are in the gutter of the NFC West……it might take him his entire 8 years to sniff the playoffs (if he’s lucky). Would’ve like to have seen him go to 3 places: St. Louis, the AFC, the UFL
You really must
Hate the Cardinals. So you think the 49ers and Seahawks are in a much better position?
Be fair. Don’t rate the Cardinals just out of your dislike for them. If you’re going to rate them, do a good job.
Don't hate them as much as they Shehawks and Whiners, but you're not helping their case
and you’re team looks like shit. Just an observation. Go home now….
I, for one,
dislike the 9ers and Hawks much less than the Cards. But that’s not what this is about…
Is Kolb better than Smith and TJAX? I think so. With that being said, my whole point is that (and I’ve seen this before), if you pay big for the QB thats supposed to be the savior, and he has no one to block for him, he’s made to look like a bad move
I haven't said anything offensive
In fact, I’ve made sure that I’m polite. All I’m doing is debating with you. “Go home now”. Nice job being welcoming.
I thought this site was nominated to win an award for being the best in St.Louis or something.
Yup.
And the award thing has to do with how well these writers cover the Rams, with is without a doubt the best in the world.
"I kind of stepped my swagger up. You look at the Madden game and the swagger's so low, maybe they'll bump me up. Before it was a meatball flex, so you've got to liven it up a little bit." - Animal Jr.
by douchiedude on Aug 21, 2011 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions
which is*
"I kind of stepped my swagger up. You look at the Madden game and the swagger's so low, maybe they'll bump me up. Before it was a meatball flex, so you've got to liven it up a little bit." - Animal Jr.
by douchiedude on Aug 21, 2011 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought this site was nominated to win an award for being the best in St.Louis or something.
That’s exactly what you implied with that comment, I’m not stupid.
"I kind of stepped my swagger up. You look at the Madden game and the swagger's so low, maybe they'll bump me up. Before it was a meatball flex, so you've got to liven it up a little bit." - Animal Jr.
Nope, says right on there if you care to read
Fantastic coverage. Constantly breaking news stories. Quirky and knowledgable writers who have articles spanning everything you need to know
Never said the fan base was a bunch of nice guys, especially not to fans of division rivals. Shit, we aren’t even nice to eachother half the time.
Two things about me will never change. I will always root for the Rams, and I will always root against the Niners.
Cheers!
Two things about me will never change. I will always root for the Rams, and I will always root against the Niners.
Ahh, c'mon buddy
we can chat it up. Invite me to your site, and you and your buddies can blast me. I’m down
no homo?
Two things about me will never change. I will always root for the Rams, and I will always root against the Niners.
Let's agree that you came onto OUR website
on a post I wrote, and started blasting us for criticizing your QB. I call em like I see em
Actually most of the people here hate the Seahawks and 49ers.
And love the Cards for Kurt Warner (I’m not one). So they probably really do think the Cards are the crap of the division.
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 21, 2011 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
No,
but they didn’t give their QB’s $63 million dollars.
"I kind of stepped my swagger up. You look at the Madden game and the swagger's so low, maybe they'll bump me up. Before it was a meatball flex, so you've got to liven it up a little bit." - Animal Jr.
by douchiedude on Aug 21, 2011 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Saying Kolb is better than Smith or Tarvaris
is like picking which is better between a pile of shit and a puddle of vomit.
Two things about me will never change. I will always root for the Rams, and I will always root against the Niners.
hahaha, just glad I beat you to it
before you started comparing Kolb to your GF.
Two things about me will never change. I will always root for the Rams, and I will always root against the Niners.
Naw-that would never work with my GF-she would play defense-
When the running back hit the hole, he would disappear for 8 minutes.
ahahaha
awesome. She should start on the Rams, she can replace Bannan.
Two things about me will never change. I will always root for the Rams, and I will always root against the Niners.
like i was going to say to the troll above...
obviously fitz dont care about winning after all. getting paid is the way to go nowadays. dude is going to be STEALING money from the cards!! lmao!
by Mark Jaramillo on Aug 21, 2011 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't think you're being fair at all
A forced relationship between Fitz and Kevin Kolb? They publicly stated they liked each other as athletes months before the lockout even ended, and the media’s reported that they’re getting along great. If you choose to ignore those reports and insist they don’t work well together, then whatever, but as a Cardinals fan, I’ve seen them play together, and they look great.
Yeah, our O-line looks shaky, but a lot better than from last week’s game. By the way, we got Colledge for our O-line, so you’re wrong about the no FA acquisitions.
And we were called one of the “Winners” of Free Agency and the Draft this year, and many people are predicting us to finish, at the least, in 2nd. Do we have a lot of work to do? Yes. Can we win the NFC West? Without a doubt. And don’t act like the Rams are in a position to blow everyone else away. At this point, no one is in the lead.
Awwww....
You hear that everybody? They liked each other as athletes. I think it’s great they’re buddies. Maybe when frollicking through the fields together holding hands, they can discuss how Kolb can stay on his feet, and throw the ball in the vicinity of Fitz
…‘winners of free agency and the draft this year’? For doing what? Kolb! How’s that 2nd round pick treatin ya?
Roast marshmallows, Kolb and Fitz. Kum-ba-ya
Yes, we were winners of the Draft and Free Agency
Many, many experts and analysts said this, including Yahoo! Sports and ESPN (And they never pay attention to us).
And how’s Kolb treating us? He’s done fairly well in Preseason, but it’s too early to tell. The season hasn’t even started. But at this point, it’s looking good.
To your point, Skii
ESPN couldn’t give two shits about the NFC West and I think their general feel is that (at the end of last season) 3 out if the 4 teams were a QB away from winning our ‘weak’ division. Not saying that’s completely inaccurate, but they had to love the Kolb trade…….Fitzgerald is a machine who has been hampered for a few seasons now because (post Kurt) he’s had no one reliable
The Shehawks were ‘winners’ for bringing in Sidney Rice, too. Problem: Jackson, Tavaris
by DCRamFan on Aug 21, 2011 2:40 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
That's also a good point
I personally have wanted Kevin Kolb since early last season, and even though I wish we still had DRC, I think he’ll turn out good (From what’s he’s shown in Preseason so far, he seems to be clicking with the Offense more and more).
And at least he’ll be better than our QB situation last season, right?
I don't know what will happen when the season starts but i've watched good chuncks of both Card's games
Last week Kolb played two series against Oakland. He was pressured merclessly ny oaklands starters and was ineffective on the first series. His second series was against second stringers and he had all kinds of time. He also played toss and catch with Fitz for an easy TD drive. Last night against GB I didn’t see anything to make me think that the Cards won’t be able to score.
I’m also thinking that last QB is taking Hall’s spot on the team.
Last QB as in Richard Bartel?
If so, then a lot of people agree with you. I’ve heard some people say he should be the Backup QB, and John Skelton should be 3rd.
idk, to give an unproven qb $63 mil, who has played in a total of 4 gms...
got injured, and never got close to getting his job back in philly…..he looks like he’s trying his damndest to keep larry fitz happy, by just locking onto him the whole gm. this is just my opinion, but i dont think hes going to be healthy the whole season. that o-line in az, is going to get him killed! again just my opinion.
by Mark Jaramillo on Aug 21, 2011 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Hopefully our O-line improves as they get more playing time together
We need to focus on O-line next Off-season though, but hopefully Kevin Kolb can manage this season.
Most people like Kevin Kolb
And think he’ll succeed (Me included), so generally people think we can get a winning record and make the Playoffs. Most people agree that it’ll come down to the Cardinals and Rams.
I would like Jamarcus Russell after going through the QB situation you guys had last year. Not saying Kolb is as bad as Russell (no one but Russell is that bad) but if Kolb ends up being what saves Arizona, I’ll shit a cardinal.
Two things about me will never change. I will always root for the Rams, and I will always root against the Niners.

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