Taking a break from the draft. I just graduated college!!!! That's me and my girlfriend, also...

Taking a break from the draft. I just graduated college!!!! That's me and my girlfriend, also there's a girl in the picture, j/k.
So there you have it, newest geologist on the block coming out of the University of Alaska Anchorage, who will draft me?!

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congrats buddy

Wolf. Wolfgang Wolf

by dbcouver on May 2, 2011 12:45 AM CDT reply actions

nicely done

congrats on a huge accomplishment!

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by Ryan Van Bibber on May 2, 2011 6:08 AM CDT reply actions

well done, serg

Now get to geologizin

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by 3k on May 2, 2011 10:31 AM CDT reply actions

+1

Keepin it KFC as always (Kool, Funky, & Clean)

by Smiff620 on May 2, 2011 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions

Lol

by King Sam Rules! on May 2, 2011 9:07 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions

Thanks guys!

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by sergey606 on May 2, 2011 11:22 AM CDT via mobile reply actions

UPDATE:

I just found out that I qualify for a double major because of the biology classes I took freshman and sophomore years. So I went and filled out some paperwork, now the diploma will say Geological Sciences AND Natural Sciences. Boom!!

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by sergey606 on May 2, 2011 3:41 PM CDT reply actions

Guess that makes up for us not getting Quizz

by King Sam Rules! on May 2, 2011 9:07 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions

you had to bring it up....

I’m mainly bummed that I can’t yell “QUIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZ!!!!!” anymore :(

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by sergey606 on May 2, 2011 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions

How bout we basically gave him to the team

That squashed our dreams of JUULIOO. Does that make it sting even worse?

by King Sam Rules! on May 2, 2011 10:21 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions

Ditto

by CaliRamMan on May 4, 2011 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions

And how bout a Major in Draft Science

You could always write that on a post it note and attach it to the Diploma. It worked for Kiper.

by King Sam Rules! on May 2, 2011 10:25 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions

And McShay!

That guys has no idea what he’s doing.

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by sergey606 on May 3, 2011 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions

Congratulations man

For what it’s worth, I’m proud of you lol. One Rams fan to another. Job well done!

I bet Sarah Palin can learn a playbook faster than Mardy Gilyard.

I'd hate to be an underperforming Rams WR this offseason -____-

by Rams07 on May 4, 2011 12:59 AM CDT reply actions

Thanks man!

I appreciate it :)

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by sergey606 on May 4, 2011 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions

Those are some killer guard dogs you got there!

No one will mess with a man that has those mean looking, 4 legged beasts. Oh yeah, Congrats.
Find us a mineral that will prevent Avery or DX from getting injured.

by CaliRamMan on May 4, 2011 12:26 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs

Or a mineral that can be used as replacements

For weak knees. And that give guys, Randy Moss speed and height, without the attitude.

by King Sam Rules! on May 4, 2011 12:42 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions

well methemphetamine will do for speed

PCP will prevent them from getting injured (or at least they’ll think so).

*minor side effects apply, but I ain’t no pharmacist :)

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by sergey606 on May 4, 2011 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions

Does not describe Randy Moss perfectly

Psychological effects of methamphetamine can include euphoria, anxiety, increased libido, alertness, concentration, energy, self-esteem, self-confidence, sociability, irritability, aggression, psychosomatic disorders, psychomotor agitation, grandiosity, hallucinations, excessive feelings of power and invincibility

by King Sam Rules! on May 4, 2011 4:55 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions