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What If? - Bizarro Draft Rams


I had an interesting idea to see what the Rams roster would look like if every player drafted in the last five drafts (since 2005 / Alex Barron draft) was replaced with the next player picked at their position. Of course it's a ridiculous scenario, and there is almost no way it would have played out this way, but I still thought it would be good to find out.

So first I have the Rams roster from roughly the start of last season, and then how that would've compared to the 'Bizarro World' last five drafts and the resulting roster. (For those who don't know, Bizarro World is kind of like an alternate universe from DC comics, but personally I picked up the word from Seinfeld).

 

REGULAR RAMS

QBs
Sam Bradford
AJ Feeley

RBs
Steven Jackson
Kenneth Darby
Keith Toston
Mike Karney

WRs
Donnie Avery
Brandon Gibson
Danario Alexander
Mardy Gilyard
Laurent Robinson

TEs
Daniel Fells
Michael Hoomanawanui
Billy Bajema

OTs
Jason Smith
Rodger Saffold
Renardo Foster

OGs
Jacob Bell
Adam Goldberg
John Greco

C
Jason Brown
Hank Fraley

DEs
Chris Long
James Hall
CJ Ah You
George Selvie
Eugene Sims

DTs
Fred Robbins
Gary Gibson
Jermelle Cudjo
Darrell Scott
Clifton Ryan

OLBs
Larry Grant
Na'il Diggs
Chris Chamberlain
David Vobora

MLBs
James Laurinaitis
Josh Hull

CBs
Ron Bartell
Bradley Fletcher
Jerome Murphy
Kevin Dockery
Quincy Butler
Justin King

S
OJ Atogwe
Craig Dahl
James Butler
Darian Stewart

Special Teams
Josh Brown
Donnie Jones
Chris Massey

BIZARRO RAMS

Bizarro QBs
Jimmy Clausen (CAR) - for Bradford
AJ Feeley

Bizarro RBs
Steven Jackson
Brandon Jackson (GB) - for Brian Leonard
Kenneth Darby
Mike Karney

Bizarro WRs
Mike Williams (TB) - for Gilyard
Brandon Gibson
Danario Alexander
Devin Thomas (WAS) - for Avery
Laurent Robinson

Bizarro TEs
Owen Daniels (HOU) - for Dominique Byrd
Anthony Fasano (MIA) - for Joe Klopfenstein
Andrew Quarless (GB) - for Hoomanawanui

Bizarro OTs
Michael Roos (TEN) - for Alex Barron
Andre Smith (CIN) - for Smith
Zane Beadles (DEN) - for Saffold

Bizarro OGs
Jacob Bell
Carl Nicks (NO) - for Roy Schuening
Adam Goldberg

C (stays the same!)
Jason Brown
Hank Fraley

Bizarro DEs
Elvis Dumervil (DEN) - for Victor Adeyanju
James Hall
Derrick Harvey (KC) - for Long
CJ Ah You
CJ Wilson (GB) - for Selvie

Bizarro DTs
Fred Robbins
Trey Lewis (ATL) - for Ryan
Gary Gibson
Vaughn Martin (SD) - for Scott
Jermelle Cudjo

Bizarro OLBs
Larry Grant
Na'il Diggs
Alex Hall (CLE) - for Chamberlain
David Vobora (none picked after)

Bizarro MLBs
Rey Malualuga (CIN) - for Laurinaitis
Josh Hull (none picked after)

Bizarro CBs
Jason Allen (MIA) - for Tye Hill
Derek Cox (JAX) - for Fletcher
Amari Spievey (DET) - for Murphy
Dwight Lowery (NYJ) - for King
Quincy Butler
Kevin Dockery

Bizarro S
Kerry Rhodes (NYJ) - for Jerome Carter
Craig Dahl
James Butler
Darian Stewart

Special Teams (stays the same!)
Josh Brown
Donnie Jones
Chris Massey

 

 

There you have it! Be objective and tell us which you think is better (so try to ignore all the favouritism we have towards Animal Jr, Sam, etc.)

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