*Warning this post is a joke (like writing a post about us winning in a madden simulation would be.) I didn't even have the common god damn courtesy to even do a real simulation. LETS DO THIS!
Ok so the Rams and the Seahawks are set to have one of those classic NFC West battles which also happens to be quite possibly one of the most important games of then season. So I ran a Madden simulation of the game to give us a 100% accurate representation of the real game. I happened to be using Madden 11 for this simulation because I don't want to pay another 62 bucks for a roster update with a cover of some one year wonder on it. OK with that out of the way I want you to know I used 15 minute quarters which are the standard length in the NFL. I also happened to set it to rookie mode to ensure the best results since now that the NFL has gone to these new anti gravity fields defense might as well be thrown out of the window. OK now on to the stats and score. Also I happened to add in other players from other teams to make things a bit more interesting.
Ok so the Rams led by Peyton Manning and running back Adrian Peterson face off against the Seahawks with QB Aaron Rodgers and Running back Maurice Jones Drew in what is sure to be an explosive game. On Defense the rams are highlighted by JL and Chris Long as well as Darrelle Revis and Ed Reed. The Hawks have Ray Lewis along with Suh and Troy Polamalu.
The Game starts off fast as Devin hester returns the opening kick off for the rams but the seahawks answer with a 55 yard TD pass from Rodgers to Andre Johnson after a decent return from Leon Washington (King on coverage). Then the rams on offense get a TD of their own as AP hits paydirt form 13 yards out. MJD catches a screen for a 6 yard TD that's then responded to by a rams 32 yard TD from Manning to Fitz. And that's just the first quarter. The Final score is Rams 55 Seahawks 49. What a close one.
On an unrelated note me and my brother decided to play the game of the week that isn't even a real game. Texans vs. Cowboys in the Texas bowl played in Oklahoma. That game reached a score of 113 to 102 in favor of the team I played as the Cowboys with Kevin Ogletree and Felix Jones combining for 12 combined kick off returns for touchdowns. Andre Johnson and Matt Schaub hooked up for over 400 yards and 7 TD's. ACCURATE! TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR MORE RAMS GAME SIMULATIONS!
And just for reading that you deserve this! (If you didn't read it know that you don't deserve and are a bad person. So... Take that.)