Monday Night Football Thread and Photo Caption Contest

PITTSBURGH, PA - DECEMBER 24: Kellen Clemens #10 of the St. Louis Rams points out the defense against the Pittsburgh Steelers during the game on December 24, 2011 at Heinz Field in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. (Photo by Justin K. Aller/Getty Images)

Welcome to the last Monday Night Football thread of the season. The Photo Caption contests may continue through the playoffs if I can get a handle on the prize give-a-ways scoundrels that keep trying to claim prizes that aren't theirs. The rules are simple here in this Caption thread: Leave your negative thoughts at the door. Discussions about the St. Louis Rams failings to date can be found in the plethora of articles here at TST, just not here.

The prize for tonight? How about a long sleeve Rams T-Shirt?



I have some winners to announce for the last two contests...



Here are a few honorable mentions:

Mooch: "So was that really your little wiener in those pictures Brett?" - ChrisL951

Brett: "...and with these new Wranglers, they stay nice and loose around my crotch so I can whip out my junk as quick as possible in case I need to impress the ladies...

Mooch: "You know this is a live interview, right?" - RAMpage28

... And the winner of the contest:

Mooch: "Hey Sterling Douglas M just called you Marshall Faulk"

Sterling: " why, he can’t tell the difference? Why all of a sudden we all gotta look alike? What’s he sayin? Why’s he gotta be all racist n stuff, always gotta be about race, Damn!

Brett: (thinking to himself) "Happens all the time down in Mississippi, I think, hell I don’t know what to think…what’s thinking? Who said that? Oh my aching head…head…head..(echo)…Where am I?"

- JordansDad

The winner for the December 15th contest:



The Winner:

Gruden: "Hey guys, the last 2 corner backs on the Rams roster just tore their ACLs tying their shoes and I got the call. I'm heading down to warm up right now. Promise me a few close ups?" - Swatsky

Send me an e-mail that includes your screen name and the contest you won.

Now that we have that done, it's time for you to go at it again and Photo Caption your hearts out! Make sure you put "Caption Entry" in the subject line and your caption in the comment box or your entry will be void.

Ready?... Set?... GO!

Log In Sign Up

Log In Sign Up

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.

Join Turf Show Times

You must be a member of Turf Show Times to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Turf Show Times. You should read them.

Join Turf Show Times

You must be a member of Turf Show Times to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Turf Show Times. You should read them.




Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.