Monday Night Football Thread and Photo Caption Contest
by Douglas M on Dec 26, 2011 6:57 PM CST
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Welcome to the last Monday Night Football thread of the season. The Photo Caption contests may continue through the playoffs if I can get a handle on the prize give-a-ways scoundrels that keep trying to claim prizes that aren't theirs. The rules are simple here in this Caption thread: Leave your negative thoughts at the door. Discussions about the St. Louis Rams failings to date can be found in the plethora of articles here at TST, just not here.
The prize for tonight? How about a long sleeve Rams T-Shirt?
via images.footballfanatics.com
I have some winners to announce for the last two contests...
Here are a few honorable mentions:
Mooch: "So was that really your little wiener in those pictures Brett?" - ChrisL951
Brett: "...and with these new Wranglers, they stay nice and loose around my crotch so I can whip out my junk as quick as possible in case I need to impress the ladies...
Mooch: "You know this is a live interview, right?" - RAMpage28
... And the winner of the contest:
Mooch: "Hey Sterling Douglas M just called you Marshall Faulk"
Sterling: " why, he can’t tell the difference? Why all of a sudden we all gotta look alike? What’s he sayin? Why’s he gotta be all racist n stuff, always gotta be about race, Damn!
Brett: (thinking to himself) "Happens all the time down in Mississippi, I think, hell I don’t know what to think…what’s thinking? Who said that? Oh my aching head…head…head..(echo)…Where am I?"
- JordansDad
The winner for the December 15th contest:
The Winner:
Gruden: "Hey guys, the last 2 corner backs on the Rams roster just tore their ACLs tying their shoes and I got the call. I'm heading down to warm up right now. Promise me a few close ups?" - Swatsky
Send me an e-mail that includes your screen name and the contest you won.
Now that we have that done, it's time for you to go at it again and Photo Caption your hearts out! Make sure you put "Caption Entry" in the subject line and your caption in the comment box or your entry will be void.
Ready?... Set?... GO!
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Caption Entry
Kellen Clemens points towards the end zone an odd and mysterious place the rams haven’t seen in quite some time.
2 men enter 1 man leaves. THOSE ARE THE RULES OF THUNDER DOME!
"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
....
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
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Spags on sideline: “OK, point out to me what bad man hurt you.”
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
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I know you didn’t just call that pointing. THATS NOT FUCKING POINTING!
Beating that Harvey Dahl moment like a dead horse.
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
It does look nice.
THEREFORE I MUST CLAIM IT!
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
CLOSE NOW!
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
You don't know me and what I want.
CLOSE DAMN IT!
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
I think you are talking about your self
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
or the timeless
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
Contest Entry
Spags: where’s the touchdown at again?
Ignorance is Bliss
by RG31 on Dec 26, 2011 7:17 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Caption Entry
Kellen: I wish I was as cool as that guy,
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
I say keep going.
Free shit + draining money out of your pockets = YES!
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
I want it to continue til there's nothing left but Rams pocket lint!
That might be the only way they can move Rams shwag.
Gabriel to Snow - TOUCHDOWN!
Why not send me a bag of shit while your at it.
I actually already have one of those thanks to my dog.
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
Sounds pretty good.
2 men enter 1 man leaves. THOSE ARE THE RULES OF THUNDER DOME!
"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
I happen to know he asked Santa for an Alex Barron jersey
But Santa said, “Fuck that Shit!”
So that it’s still available.
Gabriel to Snow - TOUCHDOWN!
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Hey Doug! I’m not Marshall Faulk either. He’s over there!
Gabriel to Snow - TOUCHDOWN!
If I win - it can be any size you want
Just being nominated – ain’t worth sh!t. IWANNAWIN!
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Caption entry
From what the coach said, the safeties should be there!
Hike!
Beating off the dog is never appropriate when we have company over...... I mean EVER!
by sergey606 on Dec 26, 2011 7:45 PM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
I'ma try to
live tweet the whole game. I’ll drop some notes in here as necessary, though not to break up the party
Turf Show Times editor, Mocking the Draft writer, and I gots that Twitter too, yo.
"my keyboard won't corporate, neighter will my smell check." - Knoxfan
I'd feel like a shithead if I won
plus, I got two Rams long sleeve tees and a hoodie for Christmas, so I’m good on swag. Oh, and not to mention a Jerome Bettis figurine from someone at the NFLPA (thanks, Jilane!).
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"my keyboard won't corporate, neighter will my smell check." - Knoxfan
by 3k on Dec 26, 2011 7:54 PM CST up reply actions
as for captions
1.) “Brains…right! My brains going to end up on the right! Balls ripped. My balls coming off. Everybody got my soon-to-come dismemberment? And leg to the mike! He’s got my thigh! He’s got my thigh!”
2.) Wait Coach McDaniels, you want me to throw it to them? This guy? On the other team? Him? That guy right here? (thinking to himself what hot steaming pile of shit offense he stepped into)
3.) “Coach, what play can we run where I’m wearing that jersey?”
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"my keyboard won't corporate, neighter will my smell check." - Knoxfan
by 3k on Dec 26, 2011 7:57 PM CST up reply actions
And yes
I still carry a HUGE pro-Julio bias
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"my keyboard won't corporate, neighter will my smell check." - Knoxfan
Caption entry
See that guy over there? He’s gonna fuck me up next play. Hut Hut.
Gabriel to Snow - TOUCHDOWN!
Caption Entry
Kellen Clemens. End of caption.
2 men enter 1 man leaves. THOSE ARE THE RULES OF THUNDER DOME!
"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
Grudens an idiot
“drew brees is gonna read the falcons mail”
Does he realize that is a federal offense?
"St. Louis Rams -- Where every year we are 3 years away."
by holtfan on Dec 26, 2011 7:56 PM CST via mobile reply actions
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Kellen Clemens tries to distract the Steelers defense using the old “WHAT’S THAT OVER THERE!”
2 men enter 1 man leaves. THOSE ARE THE RULES OF THUNDER DOME!
"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
CAPTION ENTRY
“I’m not Sam, but I can get the job done just as good Wragge, if you know what I mean :)”
Sam Bradford
Caption entry
Goldberg, in the corner! You’re useless!
Beating off the dog is never appropriate when we have company over...... I mean EVER!
by sergey606 on Dec 26, 2011 8:02 PM CST via mobile reply actions
The way we played against the Saints
Is the way I thought we would play all year long. What a let down this year
by RenoRammin on Dec 26, 2011 8:04 PM CST via mobile reply actions
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(pointing at roethlisberger) “RAPIST!!!”
"St. Louis Rams -- Where every year we are 3 years away."
by holtfan on Dec 26, 2011 8:04 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Caption entry
I see the end zone! Josh said we can’t go there!
Beating off the dog is never appropriate when we have company over...... I mean EVER!
by sergey606 on Dec 26, 2011 8:05 PM CST via mobile reply actions
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Kellen Clemens: No Mardy that’s the wrong route. You have to run that way.
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
I have a 32 point lead in my FF championship going into tonight...
… The team I’m playing against has Brees and Moore. I have Julio and Colston going tonight
Julio feels the middle of the field
as well as any WR in the NFL. Always been his bread and butter. He sees and feels zones at an elite level.
Turf Show Times editor, Mocking the Draft writer, and I gots that Twitter too, yo.
"my keyboard won't corporate, neighter will my smell check." - Knoxfan
pfffffffffffffffft
Blackmon’s not even close to Julio’s field awareness beyond the first three routes
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"my keyboard won't corporate, neighter will my smell check." - Knoxfan
by 3k on Dec 26, 2011 8:11 PM CST up reply actions
He seems to have quite the hard on for jones.
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
I was talking about Julio Jones
Then I jizzed in my pants.
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
could be
and working over the middle isn’t exactly a formula for staying in one piece…
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"my keyboard won't corporate, neighter will my smell check." - Knoxfan
by 3k on Dec 26, 2011 8:11 PM CST up reply actions
Caption Entry
You there! I saw what you did. Drop another pass and I’m goin on Injured Reserve!
Gabriel to Snow - TOUCHDOWN!
great flick
had John Ireland who was in all kinds of stuff
Turf Show Times editor, Mocking the Draft writer, and I gots that Twitter too, yo.
"my keyboard won't corporate, neighter will my smell check." - Knoxfan
by 3k on Dec 26, 2011 8:10 PM CST up reply actions
I guess this was before caller ID
Takes all the fun out of crank calls. ;-(
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Kellen Clemens points towards the promised land…. THE FIRST OVERALL PICK!
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
I still love
the AJ Green v. Julio battle. Different players, but they’re going to be putting up numbers for years
Turf Show Times editor, Mocking the Draft writer, and I gots that Twitter too, yo.
"my keyboard won't corporate, neighter will my smell check." - Knoxfan
Well got to meet the first person fro
Beating off the dog is never appropriate when we have company over...... I mean EVER!
by sergey606 on Dec 26, 2011 8:15 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Fucking phone
First person from TST, dbcouver in PDX! Had a beer together
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by sergey606 on Dec 26, 2011 8:16 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
And y'all have the same name!
It was cool!
Beating off the dog is never appropriate when we have company over...... I mean EVER!
by sergey606 on Dec 26, 2011 8:21 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Naw that was cool completely unplanned
Hope you got by security alright. My tips would NEVER NEVER NEVER help.
Wolf. Wolfgang Wolf
Yup! Just landed in SeaTac!
Great meeting you man! Totally unplanned and awesome!
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by sergey606 on Dec 26, 2011 9:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
that deserves some kind
of front page attention. History, yall
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"my keyboard won't corporate, neighter will my smell check." - Knoxfan
by 3k on Dec 26, 2011 8:19 PM CST up reply actions
I know!
Next year we need to have a gathering for a rams home game! But we’ll have to figure it out ahead of time so people have time to plan and save.
Beating off the dog is never appropriate when we have company over...... I mean EVER!
by sergey606 on Dec 26, 2011 8:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'm serious
Maybe once next years schedule is released I’ll see what games people most people could potentially make and get something going. Maybe some guys living in STL could provide a truck, we can all chip in for parking; BYOB (lots of it) and all that. Would be sweet; try and get tix in the same section
Beating off the dog is never appropriate when we have company over...... I mean EVER!
by sergey606 on Dec 26, 2011 9:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'm serious too
I’d be down for any game. We would just need to plan this a long time in advance and promote the hell out of it here on TST. Hopefully we can get a game that Ryan and Joe can get too, Joe especially becuase I really want to meet him. I already met Van and he’s awesome.
Sweet.
That’s definitely a great plan, I’m sure we can get both. Didn’t know you met Van; they both sound like a hoot to meet. Maybe we need to buy their tickets or make them not pay for anything, since they do so much work
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by sergey606 on Dec 26, 2011 9:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'm serious
Maybe once next years schedule is released I’ll see what games people most people could potentially make and get something going. Maybe some guys living in STL could provide a truck, we can all chip in for parking; BYOB (lots of it) and all that. Would be sweet; try and get tix in the same section
Beating off the dog is never appropriate when we have company over...... I mean EVER!
by sergey606 on Dec 26, 2011 9:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
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WOOOOHOOO! I’m playing football again!
Caption Entry
Coach, I changed my mind. I wanna play for THAT team.
Gabriel to Snow - TOUCHDOWN!
by ramdude on Dec 26, 2011 8:16 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Caption entry
“Look guys I am gonna throw the ball right there, please let my guys catch it”
Caption Entry
Guys… try not to forget this time we’re going THIS WAY
Caption Entry
10 years ago
Right now
What happened?
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
I always "almost win"
This is some bull shit.
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
And I wouldn't call that being negative.
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
Ain't that a bitch
The sentence is – 24 hours of back to back “It’s A Wonderful Life”
Gabriel to Snow - TOUCHDOWN!
Saints makin it easy
two for two
Turf Show Times editor, Mocking the Draft writer, and I gots that Twitter too, yo.
"my keyboard won't corporate, neighter will my smell check." - Knoxfan
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no, no, a false start is good when it’s on them not us. yes I’m sure about that
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Hey guys! I know you want one of those long sleeve t-shirts. But they’re sellin ’em out there in the parking lot – 3 for a dollar. Now scuse me while i take a beatin on this next play.
Gabriel to Snow - TOUCHDOWN!
These weren't piped with Corinthian Leather like yours
And the guy made em in his bath tub
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Him! That guy! Number 92 Harrison said he is gonna tear my head off and i believe him! Mom if you can hear me through the tv camera I love you!
by QA-Ram on Dec 26, 2011 8:31 PM CST via mobile reply actions
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Kellen Clemens: Ok guys we are going this way.
Tony Wragge: I thought we were going the other way. What happened?
Kellen: The quarter ended.
Danario Alexander: I wanna snow cone
Kellen: After the game….
Lance Kendricks: I have to pee.
Kellen: Will you just wait a second!
Kendricks: But I have to go now!
McDaniels: HAY! Guys!
Kellen: Sorry Josh. What’s the play
McDaniels: 3 and inches right?
Kellen: Yeah.
McDaniels: Hail Mary throw it to Danario.
Kellen: Alright.
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
by RAMpage28 on Dec 26, 2011 8:32 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
Saints offense is everything that the Rams' O isn't
well executed, well planned, deceptive, prepared and productive
Turf Show Times editor, Mocking the Draft writer, and I gots that Twitter too, yo.
"my keyboard won't corporate, neighter will my smell check." - Knoxfan
INTERCEPTION!
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
Beautiful play by William Moore
to bat that deflection up for his defense to get the pick. Making the argument assists should be a stat in football
Turf Show Times editor, Mocking the Draft writer, and I gots that Twitter too, yo.
"my keyboard won't corporate, neighter will my smell check." - Knoxfan
Jimmy Graham is a perfect example of how Kendrick was way overdrafted
Graham is a pro bowl quality player while even if Kendricks develops nicely, I don’t ever think he will be on the same level and he was drafted over 32 picks earlier, but in different drafts.
Caption Entry
Wragge: (Man, I gotta take a dump. Next time he touches my butt, I’m gonna go OFF!)
Clemens: Is that the way to the Men’s room? I think Tony here is about to make a bunch of bean dip. Whew!
Wragge: Sorry, man. Losin gives me gas.
Gabriel to Snow - TOUCHDOWN!
All you did was throw a picture of a hot chick in your post
but then again you should keep doing that.
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
I don't know how to respond besides saying
she’s hot.
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
Jack Bauer's gonna be pissed.
Chloe: Send that pic to my PDA and don’t call me for a while. You gotta trust me on this.
Gabriel to Snow - TOUCHDOWN!
Caption Entry:
If I hold my finger out long enough, maybe someone will pull it… This team could use a good laugh right now.
Baseball makes the world go 'round, or at least in my world it does.
Flying pepsi isn't as good as flying coke.
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
I want a guy who can jump up and land without breaking something.
Up in heah.
Gabriel to Snow - TOUCHDOWN!
This just in from the Department of Overvaluing Running Backs in the Modern NFL
The Saints traded up for a running back in the 2011 NFL Draft. He wasn’t even the best RB on his team.
Respectfully, Sec. of the DORBMN 3k
Turf Show Times editor, Mocking the Draft writer, and I gots that Twitter too, yo.
"my keyboard won't corporate, neighter will my smell check." - Knoxfan
Thurman Thomas wasn't the best rb on his team either
Course, Richardson isn’t Barry
Note to Douglas M: Remember that 99% of what I say involves BS
by King Sam Rules! on Dec 26, 2011 9:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Nobody is Barry
Still my favorite RB of all time. And I could care less about OSU or the Lions. I could watch Barry highlights all freaking day
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"my keyboard won't corporate, neighter will my smell check." - Knoxfan
by 3k on Dec 26, 2011 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
I'll take Jim Brown
I just can’t argue with that guy
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 26, 2011 9:51 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Response Caption
Steven Jackson: “Kellen your mom doesn’t count.”
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
wow
the Saints’ offense is just clicking all over
Turf Show Times editor, Mocking the Draft writer, and I gots that Twitter too, yo.
"my keyboard won't corporate, neighter will my smell check." - Knoxfan
Their offense is the closest thing football will ever see to the GSOT
which is still the best offense ever
That was one year. Doesn't count
Abd what’s their nickname? “The Giants’ Bitch”?
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by sergey606 on Dec 26, 2011 9:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yes it does count
For a single season, that was one of the greatest offenses of all time..
Ignorance is Bliss
When I'm talking about greatest offenses,
I don’t talk about single year teams so the 07 Pats and the 98 Vikings don’t come into my arguments for it. The GSOT Rams are still the only team to ever score 500 points in 3 straight seasons.
Wasn't sustained long enough for me to consider them the greatest
plus if the Rams just wanted to completely embarass people like the Pats did they could of.
True
And I wish they did in the superbowl, damn cheaters
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by sergey606 on Dec 26, 2011 9:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Has Brees broke the record yet?
I was watching Durantula, so I don’t know
Note to Douglas M: Remember that 99% of what I say involves BS
by King Sam Rules! on Dec 26, 2011 9:43 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Speaking of Field Goals
What happened to Josh Brown? (Besides a $2,600,000 salary)
Gabriel to Snow - TOUCHDOWN!
Anything else - bad snap, rushed kick, tornado.
I don’t want to think we have to look for a kcker too.
Gabriel to Snow - TOUCHDOWN!
Have you ever played a game and just didn't have it that day??
Sometimes it’s just not in the cards for you.
Guess he's due
But it’s not been a great year for a guy who has been pretty dependable regardless of the crap around him.
Last year he was 33 of 39 for 84.6%. He was 7-9 from 40-49 yards and 3-4 from 50+
This year he is 19 of 26 for 73.1%. And 6-10 from 40-49 yards and 0-2 from 50+
Gabriel to Snow - TOUCHDOWN!
Just for Rams fans looking at Sproles in hindsight
I doubt he could do half of what he does for the Saints with us. He wouldn’t get the help
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"my keyboard won't corporate, neighter will my smell check." - Knoxfan
That's correct
And btw, in response to Ingram not being the best RB on his college team: neither was Thurman Thomas
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 26, 2011 9:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Sorry, didn't see your response
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 26, 2011 9:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I was just saying, you know
Doesnt necessarily mean Ingram won’t be great. But he won’t be.
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 26, 2011 9:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
all good
you over your depression phase? back in the game?
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"my keyboard won't corporate, neighter will my smell check." - Knoxfan
by 3k on Dec 26, 2011 9:52 PM CST up reply actions
Sorry about that
But you can’t deny, me and RamPage and RG31, we bring the comments to this site haha
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 26, 2011 9:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
A healthy Sam, Brandon Lloyd and a decent line
and we’re just about there.
Gabriel to Snow - TOUCHDOWN!
And a coach
And a OC, and a DC, and a G’M, and Dann back, and…
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 26, 2011 9:52 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
A new special teams coordinator.
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
And a LT, and for deities of all religions not to hate the Rams
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 26, 2011 10:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
A DT
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
Some beer, Whiskey, Scotch, Tequila, Vodka, some more beer...
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
Caption Entry
Kellen: “hehehe he said hiney!”
by btmaniac on Dec 26, 2011 9:54 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Kobe has no ligaments in his shooting wrist, he has no Bynum, he's stuck with "low tide" D-Fish and Gasoft and Josh McRoberts (his nickname is McBob for fucks sake) and Kobe is still ballin
Hes just good.
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 26, 2011 9:58 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Dont like him but he is the 2nd best ever..
Ignorance is Bliss
by RG31 on Dec 26, 2011 10:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Well it looks like the 49ers are going to
be playing their starters next week. They got to beat us to get the 2nd seed. Unless of course these Saints lose to the Panthers at the superdome. I am going to join the COLT bandwagon next week. We should all jump over their and cheer them on. LOL
http://www.codex99.com/illustration/images/foster/songbird_sm.jpg
I think we bring bad luck
We should leave them be.
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
Yeah good point
I am going to just sit back and yell at the television like I have all year. don’t want to jinx the streak. Good point.
http://www.codex99.com/illustration/images/foster/songbird_sm.jpg
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QB of the week: SOMEBODY BLOCK THAT FAT ASS RIGHT THERE BEFORE HE KILLS ME!!!!!!!!
by LARams1968 on Dec 26, 2011 10:07 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
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Clemens: But Coach Spags, THEY have the ball. So what am I doing out here?? Huh? What’s “expendable” mean!!??
Cap entry:
Hey, coach they know this Ram on my dick is supposed to mean no contact, right? Right?
Wolf. Wolfgang Wolf
It's not Rams swag but I did get this shirt for Christmas
and a Rams skin for my laptop.
Gabriel to Snow - TOUCHDOWN!
Could make for some intesting playoffs.
Green Bay can’t walk in for sure!
Gabriel to Snow - TOUCHDOWN!
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DID YOU SEE THAT GUY?!?!?!? What the fuch chance do WE have if Jesus is a Steeler fan?
Gabriel to Snow - TOUCHDOWN!
by ramdude on Dec 26, 2011 10:28 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
If god said that then he pointed out the obvious.
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
Wait! Now he's a Steeler fan!
I thought he played for the Broncos.
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 26, 2011 10:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
TEBOW BE PRAISED!
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
Except when he loses 2 in a row
It’s back in the gutter for you my friend. A new Brees just blew into town.
Gabriel to Snow - TOUCHDOWN!
I can walk on grass too.
MIRACLE!
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
Be patient and it will happen.
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
There it is
Drew Brees – your single season passing leader of all time
Turf Show Times editor, Mocking the Draft writer, and I gots that Twitter too, yo.
"my keyboard won't corporate, neighter will my smell check." - Knoxfan
congratulations for him.
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
They made the right move.
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
I hated it at the time but even if they knew he would turn out allright
They would have to get rid of one of them. I didn’t know! I had a feeling but surely didn’t know.
I'm hopin he just stays with San Diego
Wait a minute isn’t that where DeVaney came from? How’s this. “I taught DeVaney everything he knows.”
Wolf. Wolfgang Wolf
Billy D came from Atlanta.
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
DURURURUR BREESUSSSSSSSSSS ALOLAOLOLOL WHO DAT DURRRRRRRR!
signed every saints fan.
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
Nah I'm fine.
passes out drunk
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
Brees vs Marino tomorrow on espn?
Ignorance is Bliss
by RG31 on Dec 26, 2011 10:51 PM CST via mobile reply actions
They should fight each other in battle to the death for the rights to the record.
IIIIIIIIIIIII HAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVEEEEEEEE THE POOOOOOOOOWWWWWWEEEERRRRRR!!!!!
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
I''m not stuttering.
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
Breed vs Tebow
And Andrew Luck will win. Then ESPN will be struck with a hurricane by Tebow
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 26, 2011 10:53 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
There's a article about us going after fisher on NFL.com.
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
The counter just happened to be in a crack house
but that shouldn’t matter. Where do you think purple drank comes from?
Gabriel to Snow - TOUCHDOWN!
I had the recipe for purple drank on this post some where.
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
Yep
50% Codeine Syrup
50% Sprite
Sounds delicious and career furthering
Gabriel to Snow - TOUCHDOWN!
I hear it gives you super human arm strength but also makes you blind
so it’s a wash.
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
I do coke like a true gentleman.
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
Sam will get a fly in his face and drop the bait
Some fish will grab it up and return it all the way down the river for an easy meal
Spags will clap at one end of the lake and drive the fish to the other end
Sadly, the boat will go over the falls just as the fish are about to jump in it for safety.
Gabriel to Snow - TOUCHDOWN!
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QB o Week: HA HA HA your fly is open! Lets see how many can get out!
One
Two
Three
center snaps the ball
OH SHIT!!!!!!!!
Will Brady pass it to or will he sit?
Ignorance is Bliss
by RG31 on Dec 26, 2011 10:59 PM CST via mobile reply actions
1 step closer to banishment.
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
Is that Elisha?
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 26, 2011 11:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Alright! It's getting cool up in here
Best part of the day! Random crap on tst
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 26, 2011 11:17 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Wow that is just a bad picture.
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
Those ladies were some of the hottest swimsuit models of their day
The girl on the far right, Rachel Hunter, married Rod Stewart
Nothing against the women but the picture is just... unflattering.
BTW who the hell cares about rod stewart.
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
No it isn't!
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 26, 2011 11:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
they are rather mannish.
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
Well she would have to settle for sloppy thirds if it were down to those three but she was fine.
Some of these guys might need to leave the basement and go SEE what girl looks like.
I know what a woman looks like and those 3 look .... Well you already know.
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
Well Kathy grew up to make clothes for Kmart.
Actually, I think they were made by little Chinese kids.
Gabriel to Snow - TOUCHDOWN!
You say that like I wouldn't like that quality in her
Haha. TMI?
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 26, 2011 11:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yea, growing up in a house with 3 women by myself
I learned when and not to fuck with them…
Ignorance is Bliss
I'm sorry, all I notice is the cleavage
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 27, 2011 2:40 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
It was fine and had been for a long time
The fact that I’m posting now, on my notebook, tells me that I have something to clean up.
Well that solved itself
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 26, 2011 11:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
crack whore?
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 26, 2011 11:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
You get riskier wit your pics
Your gonna get banned
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 26, 2011 11:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Ok, I'm just getting paranoid then
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 26, 2011 11:29 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Sure seems like youre getting closer to getting banned though
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 26, 2011 11:29 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
don't be a bitch.
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
Like I said
I guess im just getting paranoid
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 26, 2011 11:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Iknow what your getting at Doug
KSR is just at that tender young age where he can be easily confused.
I love how you guys have been talking about me while I'm not here btw
And RG31: I got Madden 12 finally, and just scored like 60 with Sam and the Phins, on the setting it comes at, after 3 minutes of adjusting to control changes
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 26, 2011 11:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
PS3
Realizing that I can’t ever use Brandon Marshall as effectively as he is used in real life, cause his play style sucks based in how I play
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 27, 2011 12:00 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Haha
On Franchise, I traded Sam to Miami and got 2 first and a second. Then got a QB who was very familiar to RG3 and a WR that was very familiar to Floyd, Sam just won MVP…
Ignorance is Bliss
I used to just put Randy Moss as my second reciever
And send him deep EVERY PLAY! Touchdown every play and my qb had like a completion 90%
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 27, 2011 12:03 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Funny thing is I wasn't even playing with Miami, I was playing with St. Louis
Kinda was funny to me how he was traded to a team with some talent and he won MVP…
Ignorance is Bliss
I appreciate you thinking I need a girl with a huge ass sword
Are you usually the one who loves the “girls” with “swords”
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 27, 2011 12:01 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
.,.. Back. Me. Up!
We were cool man! We were the Sam Defenders
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 27, 2011 12:09 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
That's a burn about a burn. That's a second degree burn!
Kelso
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
That it is.
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
...
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
No no no. I get that.
but…
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
Yep
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 27, 2011 12:00 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I see what you did there.
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
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No, no. The end zone is that way!
by andyhawk on Dec 27, 2011 12:16 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Haha bad day for rock music
I didn’t know Lil Wayne was voted rockstar of the year a while ago xD
Ignorance is Bliss
How the hell does that work.
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
Haha even compared him to Elvis
http://www.spin.com/articles/rock-star-year-lil-wayne
Ignorance is Bliss
That's like voting Micheal Jackson into the rock and roll hall of fame.
Oh wait…
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
Haha, yea he's released two rock and roll albums so far
Sooner or later he’ll be called the greatest..
Ignorance is Bliss
Fuckin insult is what it is.
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
Haha you should listen to I Am Not A Human and Knockout
Those two among others are considered rock songs..
Ignorance is Bliss
Something tells me I don't want to listen to those songs.
What happened to rock and roll? Bands like Van Halen, Rolling stones, Def Leppard etc.
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
Haha, my dorm mate is a hard core rock and roll fan, he listened to the beginning
And damn near smashed the computer, so probably not.
Ignorance is Bliss
Sounds like something I would do.
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
Everybody has different tastes.
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
there seems to be an absence of women on here
"A ‘No’ uttered from the deepest conviction is better than a ‘Yes’ merely uttered to please, or worse, to avoid trouble."
Mohandas Gandhi
"We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give."
Winston Churchill
"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone"
Jesus
"We were real solid on both ends of the floor today and had positive energy coming from the bench tonight."
Jeff Teague
Agreed
WE WANT MORE WOMEN!
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 27, 2011 12:31 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
there we go
"A ‘No’ uttered from the deepest conviction is better than a ‘Yes’ merely uttered to please, or worse, to avoid trouble."
Mohandas Gandhi
"We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give."
Winston Churchill
"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone"
Jesus
"We were real solid on both ends of the floor today and had positive energy coming from the bench tonight."
Jeff Teague
OH COME ON!
Those aren’t even fake! Those are photoshopped
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 27, 2011 12:38 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Looks like those photoshopped tits are in a fight with that bra and their winning.
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
Let's take a look at the highlights!
Rumblin! Bumblin! Stumblin! Burst Out!
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 27, 2011 12:41 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
That's gotta be some porn star or something
Who possibly needs fake tits that big, unless they need them for work, and even a model wouldn’t want those.
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 27, 2011 12:42 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
They double as a flotation device.
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
Actually, if I remember Manswers correctly
Fakes don’t float
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 27, 2011 12:51 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Manswers the source of all knowledge.
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
Was that on their?
I know the record for most guys a women had sex with in one day was like 600 at the least
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 27, 2011 12:55 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
They probably ran train on her.
HA!
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
Actually yeah
They only got like two seconds each
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 27, 2011 1:01 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Thats a hot crack whore!
Doug says as he hides his tears behind his book
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 27, 2011 12:38 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I keep thinking this is bulger at first look
"A ‘No’ uttered from the deepest conviction is better than a ‘Yes’ merely uttered to please, or worse, to avoid trouble."
Mohandas Gandhi
"We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give."
Winston Churchill
"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone"
Jesus
"We were real solid on both ends of the floor today and had positive energy coming from the bench tonight."
Jeff Teague
Probably some government law against it
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 27, 2011 12:52 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I know my elementary school Spanish teacher was hot as shit
Despite her having a son who was in sixth when I was in 8th. She had to be no older than 30 when I graduated.
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 27, 2011 12:57 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yea, I had a couple of hot teacher my whole life time
One was rumored to be having “relations” with a student and the other was a straight up bitch..
Ignorance is Bliss
Well, this lady had the whole hot latina thing going
With clingy material shirts. She was every guys favorite teacher (she was also the most fun teacher we had) even though we all weren’t completely sure why when we were younger
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 27, 2011 1:03 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yeah, that whole
“I dont know why, but when she wears that shirt, everything’s just ok” thing is cute for a while
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 27, 2011 1:06 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
hahaha wow
"A ‘No’ uttered from the deepest conviction is better than a ‘Yes’ merely uttered to please, or worse, to avoid trouble."
Mohandas Gandhi
"We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give."
Winston Churchill
"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone"
Jesus
"We were real solid on both ends of the floor today and had positive energy coming from the bench tonight."
Jeff Teague
Who earned your laugh?
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 27, 2011 1:08 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
it was meant for the recent thread of comments
"A ‘No’ uttered from the deepest conviction is better than a ‘Yes’ merely uttered to please, or worse, to avoid trouble."
Mohandas Gandhi
"We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give."
Winston Churchill
"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone"
Jesus
"We were real solid on both ends of the floor today and had positive energy coming from the bench tonight."
Jeff Teague
Good
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 27, 2011 1:11 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Welp guys long day ahead of me tomorrow
Gotta go register to vote so gotta get off here in a minute..
Ignorance is Bliss
Alright. See ya.
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
When you vote
Vote for the one who backs women’s right to walk around without shirts in public
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 27, 2011 1:09 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
By the way I learned one of the funniest things to watch
Is two drunk people argue over politics, just doesn’t get any better..
Ignorance is Bliss
Sounds like fun
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"I learned that Madonna will be singing at the Super Bowl. I thought this was football not the soundtrack to your menopause." ~ RAMpage28
You watched a Ron Paul/Newt Gingrich debate?
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 27, 2011 1:11 AM CST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
But reminding you to back women's topless rights didn't?
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 27, 2011 1:12 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Why can't THAT activist group ever come to my town
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 27, 2011 1:13 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Haha, yea the only one that I've seen is the "lets not legalize weed" activist group
Ignorance is Bliss
I saw a video about some "women's topless right" group
And how the main problem they face is the only people besides the activists who go the rally is guys looking to see tits for free
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 27, 2011 1:16 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
FOR THIS INJUSTICE TOO BE TAKEN SERIOULSY!!!!!!
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 27, 2011 1:21 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Cause I was going for funny
But seriously, would any women besides the activist go topless even if they could?
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 27, 2011 1:23 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Damn this world!
Why does it tease me with promises of topless women walking down the street!?!?
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 27, 2011 1:27 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
DON'T YOU HAVE A WOMEN'S RIGHT TO VOTE FOR!?!?
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 27, 2011 1:29 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
What do rec'ds actually do?
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 27, 2011 1:12 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Then why does Doug want them so much?
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 27, 2011 1:14 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yea, unless it's on a Post
THen if you get 2, you post will be boosted up to the more recommend ones, if your comment is recommended 2 times it turns green.
Ignorance is Bliss
I have none of that on mobile
I got an iPad for Christmas btw. Kinda bummed, I wanted a CentiPad
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 27, 2011 1:17 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Haha I got money
My family sees it easier to give me money instead of trying to buy for me.
Ignorance is Bliss
Wanna buy me an Human CentiPad 2 (now with more cuttlefish)?
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 27, 2011 1:21 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
That episode is on Comedy Central right now
They just summoned all the Geniuses. About to unveil the CentiPad
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 27, 2011 1:26 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Anyways last word
I don’t care how you feel about Kobe, he is top 5 EVER!! xD
Peace
Ignorance is Bliss
Top 5? He's top 2
And he isn’t retired yet, so he still has time to do more
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by King Sam Rules! on Dec 27, 2011 1:37 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Did any of them have the clutch he has(of course not including Jordan)
The dude is playing hurt right now and he’s fucking shit up. In his prime Kobe was one of the best scorers to ever grace the court and he is still arguably the best. The only better is Jordan.
Ignorance is Bliss
by RG31 on Dec 27, 2011 11:08 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Not to mention he's ALWAYS hurt
For almost ALL of his career, Kobe has has injury problems and has just said “fuck sitting out, I’m playing”. His finals record is as close to MJ’s that we will ever get. Kobe’s problem has been playing in the triangle with a true big man (the triangle is supposed to work through bigs) so he hasn’t gotten to score 30 a night. He was still the youngest player to scores 25000 points or something like that
Note to Douglas M: Remember that 99% of what I say involves BS
by King Sam Rules! on Dec 27, 2011 12:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
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Hey, this reminds of that time Big Ben raped a girl.
Beating off the dog is never appropriate when we have company over...... I mean EVER!
by sergey606 on Dec 27, 2011 1:46 AM CST via mobile reply actions
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" Him! Right there! He knows who I am."
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
by Skunkburner on Dec 27, 2011 1:55 AM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
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“Hey look!! I’m about to get my ass handed to me by Troy Polamalu!!”
Alex Song - Krunk as Fuck!
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