Holy snockers is this picking gig tough! The spread is a cruel mistress indeed, and it's taking it's toll on eveyone... Except the evil, maniacal, puppy juggler himself: Ryan Van Bibber! He has pulled to within one game of TST fantasy guru Mike Dietrich, who has been in the lead since week three of this NFL season. Team TST has lost a bit of ground since week two, but this week we are taking a different tack all together...
I had to realize the point spread for what it really is: INSANE! Then I thought of what kind of person would actually think he could beat the spread: a PSYCHO! Then I added in an absurdly low I.Q. and added in an unhealthy love for cheese... After gathering the data, I put my Eistein-ian mind to work on the calculations:
I'm not sure if the Stochastic process failed me or not, but what the hell, eh? So I painstakingly looked through all 9 names on the TST data base, and low and behold, there actually is a RAMpage28! I got ahold of him, made him agree to take his medication and to promise to tell me if the voices came back. I'm proud to introduce to you all - in a calm and soothing voice I might add - the newest member of team TST, and our champion for this week's NFL picks: RAMpage28. You have already read a bit about him earlier, so here we go!
Check out our Week #9 NFL picks after the break!***A simple cover by the winning team is a win, no ties here based on spread***