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Putting Steve Spagnuolo's 2011 season in context

 Steve Spagnuolo is a popular recipient of recent criticism. Why? Because he hasn't done a great job at coaching the St. Louis Rams this season. But hey, there are two sides to every story.

  With that in mind, here are several people and things that Steve Spagnuolo has outcoached this season:

The spit from the mouth of Lou Holtz

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Mega Man

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This old pair of shoes

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More things (and people) Steve Spagnuolo has outcoached after the jump.

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This sack of potatoes

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Craig James, (who is fighting rumors that Craig James killed five hookers while he was at SMU)

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This incredibly professional and serious dog

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Allstar Seaworthy

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Benjamin Disraeli

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This pile of used Kleenex

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This branch on a beach during a beautiful sunset that makes you think about God and life and your failures and all that good stuff

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  So see? There are all kinds of people and things who are doing a worse job at coaching an NFL team than Steve Spagnuolo. You guys just needed to hear both sides.

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How bout the coach from the combacks?

Then again, he actually won so tht puts him above spags too

by Ram_Redemption on Oct 25, 2011 11:04 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

I dunno about exec of the year.

That last fiscal quarter was pretty ruff………. Sorry, had to make a pun.

Two things about me will never change. I will always root for the Rams, and I will always root against the Niners.

by DuhhhRams! on Oct 25, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

This season really does bite

Note to Douglas M: Remember that 99% of what I say involves BS

by King Sam Rules! on Oct 25, 2011 11:22 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Stop barking up the wrong tree

"Doin' blow off a strippers nipple" -VanRam
Hit me up on Facebook and Twitter. You know you want to.

by Eric Nagel on Oct 25, 2011 11:30 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

It's a really hairy situation

Note to Douglas M: Remember that 99% of what I say involves BS

by King Sam Rules! on Oct 25, 2011 11:34 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

This thread has gone to the dogs.

Two things about me will never change. I will always root for the Rams, and I will always root against the Niners.

by DuhhhRams! on Oct 25, 2011 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Greatest... Picture... Of Craig James..... Ever!

Note to Douglas M: Remember that 99% of what I say involves BS

by King Sam Rules! on Oct 25, 2011 11:21 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Sagnuolo

Is far more conservative than Benjamin Disraeli.
And although Spags is obviously italian, I did not know he was Jewish.

by ZamRam on Oct 25, 2011 11:35 AM CDT reply actions  

when will the pain stop

M-V-TEAGUE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Upon hearing that the nfl lockout was over, I faced in the general direction of Seattle and gave them the finger. GO RAMS
Follow me at @Th3_Prophet

by Throw on Oct 25, 2011 11:48 AM CDT reply actions  

When Whitney Hand chooses me over Lamdry Jones.......

Oh! Wait! You meant for you.

Note to Douglas M: Remember that 99% of what I say involves BS

by King Sam Rules! on Oct 25, 2011 11:51 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

hahaha

your description on my bwl picks is hilarious.

M-V-TEAGUE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Upon hearing that the nfl lockout was over, I faced in the general direction of Seattle and gave them the finger. GO RAMS
Follow me at @Th3_Prophet

by Throw on Oct 25, 2011 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

Glad to know my life is funny to you

Note to Douglas M: Remember that 99% of what I say involves BS

by King Sam Rules! on Oct 25, 2011 12:53 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

But yeah, that story either reads as hilarious or pathetic

No other way it comes across

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by King Sam Rules! on Oct 25, 2011 12:59 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

As an Irishman, I can confirm that a sack of potatoes is better than Spags.

Two things about me will never change. I will always root for the Rams, and I will always root against the Niners.

by DuhhhRams! on Oct 25, 2011 11:53 AM CDT reply actions  

No Doubt

A potatoe has waaaaay more useful options than Spags.

Just a man who loves football

by BurnoutJoeB. on Oct 25, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

RAMCHOP- YOU WERE RIGHT

Luiget in the 1st would have shored up the run D. Not to say Quinn wasn’t a good choice but just to say "I see your point". Yes, you bitch, a lot. You’d probably complain about banging a super model because her asshole was too close to her box, whatever. I still think you should be a TSTer.

The only thing comparable to a Rams win is a 49er loss!

by DevsLaRams on Oct 25, 2011 1:17 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

He's gone, and frankly, I enjoy this site so much more with him gone

Not everything is descending into bitching at each other anymore

Note to Douglas M: Remember that 99% of what I say involves BS

by King Sam Rules! on Oct 25, 2011 1:21 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

used to be my Facebook pic

I had a whole folder of business dogs

Turf Show Times editor, Mocking the Draft writer, and I gots that Twitter too, yo.
"my keyboard won't corporate, neighter will my smell check." - Knoxfan

by 3k on Oct 25, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

dude

before you said that i changed my prof. pic to business dog suit.

by navybluenachos33 on Oct 25, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wanted to get

my dog in college a tuxedo for formal events.

Turf Show Times editor, Mocking the Draft writer, and I gots that Twitter too, yo.
"my keyboard won't corporate, neighter will my smell check." - Knoxfan

by 3k on Oct 25, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

brilliant! he would have been perfect for a suit.

great dane would probably be ideal for a formal suit, well to me at least. as a matter of fact i am going to get a great dane and start doing that.

by navybluenachos33 on Oct 25, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

3K.....Here I lay

you inspired me to post on one of your pics here.

"The only thing better than watching the Rams win is watching the Rams win with my wife."
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by Taosman on Oct 25, 2011 1:42 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm not one to give up on Spags yet

This team has been battling tough injuries all season to some of the best teams in the NFL. They completely reshaped the roster in about 3 years and are installing a new offensive scheme. The tackling woes are worrisome but nothing to send a coach packing home.

I think his fire is contagious and the players still like playing for him but we’re talking about second and third stringers here.

Give this guy a chance against easier competition, a healthy roster and some depth

by Option27 on Oct 25, 2011 1:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Thank you.

It’s like we completely ignore the effect on the Coaching staff when your top 3 corners and your (prior to this week) best receiver are all on Injured Reserve by week 3/4.

Not to mention the franchise missing a game, as well as the heart and soul of the team missing two weeks and not being 100% till Week 6.

You can call them excuses, but sometimes excuses are reasonable.

But go ahead. Fire the guy and bring in yet another coaching staff. It totally worked out for Alex Smith to have this kind of instability around him. Oh wait, he was drafted 7 years ago and has barely started to look starter quality now.

"I was just letting the shots fly. You know, I don't leave any bullets in the chamber."

"Everything negative- pressure, challenges- is all an opportunity for me to rise."

-Kobe Bryant

Chris Mortensen: "You know it's the 'Show-Me' State right Sam?"

"Pshh, 'Show Me.' (smirking) Yeah, I've heard that."

-Sam Bradford

by TrojanRam on Oct 25, 2011 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I beg to differ

I’m pretty sure that most of those inanimate objects could have secured a victory against Washington. A pile of excrement would have been more appropriate instead of the Kleenex. Can I say that here? Don’t want to step over the line.

That deadwood on the beach closely resembles the Rams outside linebackers but I’d talk the deadwood in the 40 yard dash.

by Mister T on Oct 25, 2011 1:48 PM CDT reply actions  

It made me think of my inadequacies

as a son, a husband and as a father. Wood on beaches tends to make me contemplate.

Turf Show Times editor, Mocking the Draft writer, and I gots that Twitter too, yo.
"my keyboard won't corporate, neighter will my smell check." - Knoxfan

by 3k on Oct 25, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are you making fun of Megaman?!?!?

Don’t you compare Megaman to Spags, I’ll beat your brains in!!! MEGAMAN IS THE GREATEST!!

by Brick Top on Oct 25, 2011 2:15 PM CDT reply actions  

I always thought he was a pussy

What’s with the blue tights? He looks like Sportacus:

Turf Show Times editor, Mocking the Draft writer, and I gots that Twitter too, yo.
"my keyboard won't corporate, neighter will my smell check." - Knoxfan

by 3k on Oct 25, 2011 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought the blue was just nintendo's best attempt at metal legs at the time.

Two things about me will never change. I will always root for the Rams, and I will always root against the Niners.

by DuhhhRams! on Oct 25, 2011 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lol

And who is sportacus? He looks like child molestation is his power

Note to Douglas M: Remember that 99% of what I say involves BS

by King Sam Rules! on Oct 25, 2011 3:47 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

He does

and I don’t let me daughter watch his show. It’s one of those exercise shows that teaches kids to eat vegetables and do jumping jacks and get the ADD out before passing out. But I won’t let my daughter be entertained by any fictional character who’s physically crafted to resemble John Waters.

Turf Show Times editor, Mocking the Draft writer, and I gots that Twitter too, yo.
"my keyboard won't corporate, neighter will my smell check." - Knoxfan

by 3k on Oct 25, 2011 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why does he have a big 10 on his chest?

Is that were he keeps track of how many people cried while he molested them?

Note to Douglas M: Remember that 99% of what I say involves BS

by King Sam Rules! on Oct 25, 2011 4:11 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I honestly couldn't tell you

he creeps me out. And he’s constantly bouncing around like he gets high on crack before going on a molestation spree. I am firmly anti-Sportacus

Turf Show Times editor, Mocking the Draft writer, and I gots that Twitter too, yo.
"my keyboard won't corporate, neighter will my smell check." - Knoxfan

by 3k on Oct 25, 2011 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

The thing they want kids to watch these days

So spongebob can’t make inside adult jokes because it impressions young kids, but they can listen to Sportacus?

Note to Douglas M: Remember that 99% of what I say involves BS

by King Sam Rules! on Oct 25, 2011 4:15 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Replacement for Danny

If anyone cares what I have to say on Twitter: @Sergey_Konyshev

by sergey606 on Oct 25, 2011 5:54 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm fairly sure Spags

could out-coach the crabs crawling all over my nuts. Though I would have to give the nod to the crabs if they played the Rams for more tenacity and will to win. stubborn critters they are.

by albinoninja on Oct 25, 2011 6:07 PM CDT reply actions  

The Rams Offense are softer than a baby's hug

"Victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no PLAYOFFS."
Winston Churchill

by SMASH44 on Oct 26, 2011 2:43 AM CDT reply actions  

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