Putting Steve Spagnuolo's 2011 season in context
Steve Spagnuolo is a popular recipient of recent criticism. Why? Because he hasn't done a great job at coaching the St. Louis Rams this season. But hey, there are two sides to every story.
With that in mind, here are several people and things that Steve Spagnuolo has outcoached this season:
The spit from the mouth of Lou Holtz
Mega Man
(via)
This old pair of shoes
(via)
More things (and people) Steve Spagnuolo has outcoached after the jump.
This sack of potatoes
(via)
Craig James, (who is fighting rumors that Craig James killed five hookers while he was at SMU)
(via)
This incredibly professional and serious dog
Allstar Seaworthy
(via)
Benjamin Disraeli
(via)
This pile of used Kleenex
This branch on a beach during a beautiful sunset that makes you think about God and life and your failures and all that good stuff
(via)
So see? There are all kinds of people and things who are doing a worse job at coaching an NFL team than Steve Spagnuolo. You guys just needed to hear both sides.
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How bout the coach from the combacks?
Then again, he actually won so tht puts him above spags too
by Ram_Redemption on Oct 25, 2011 11:04 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
I'm sorry, but the business suit dog
is an executive of the year type. no way Spagnuolo is outworking him
by Ryan Van Bibber on Oct 25, 2011 11:05 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
I dunno about exec of the year.
That last fiscal quarter was pretty ruff………. Sorry, had to make a pun.
Two things about me will never change. I will always root for the Rams, and I will always root against the Niners.
This season really does bite
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by King Sam Rules! on Oct 25, 2011 11:22 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Stop barking up the wrong tree
by Eric Nagel on Oct 25, 2011 11:30 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
It's a really hairy situation
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by King Sam Rules! on Oct 25, 2011 11:34 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
This thread has gone to the dogs.
Two things about me will never change. I will always root for the Rams, and I will always root against the Niners.
Greatest... Picture... Of Craig James..... Ever!
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by King Sam Rules! on Oct 25, 2011 11:21 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Sagnuolo
Is far more conservative than Benjamin Disraeli.
And although Spags is obviously italian, I did not know he was Jewish.
Doug, when we gonna know who won the caption contest?
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by King Sam Rules! on Oct 25, 2011 11:49 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
when will the pain stop
M-V-TEAGUE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Upon hearing that the nfl lockout was over, I faced in the general direction of Seattle and gave them the finger. GO RAMS
Follow me at @Th3_Prophet
When Whitney Hand chooses me over Lamdry Jones.......
Oh! Wait! You meant for you.
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by King Sam Rules! on Oct 25, 2011 11:51 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
hahaha
your description on my bwl picks is hilarious.
M-V-TEAGUE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Upon hearing that the nfl lockout was over, I faced in the general direction of Seattle and gave them the finger. GO RAMS
Follow me at @Th3_Prophet
Glad to know my life is funny to you
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by King Sam Rules! on Oct 25, 2011 12:53 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
But yeah, that story either reads as hilarious or pathetic
No other way it comes across
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by King Sam Rules! on Oct 25, 2011 12:59 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
As an Irishman, I can confirm that a sack of potatoes is better than Spags.
Two things about me will never change. I will always root for the Rams, and I will always root against the Niners.
No Doubt
A potatoe has waaaaay more useful options than Spags.
Just a man who loves football
by BurnoutJoeB. on Oct 25, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
RAMCHOP- YOU WERE RIGHT
Luiget in the 1st would have shored up the run D. Not to say Quinn wasn’t a good choice but just to say "I see your point". Yes, you bitch, a lot. You’d probably complain about banging a super model because her asshole was too close to her box, whatever. I still think you should be a TSTer.
The only thing comparable to a Rams win is a 49er loss!
by DevsLaRams on Oct 25, 2011 1:17 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
He's gone, and frankly, I enjoy this site so much more with him gone
Not everything is descending into bitching at each other anymore
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by King Sam Rules! on Oct 25, 2011 1:21 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
business dogsuit
is the best pic of all time…
by navybluenachos33 on Oct 25, 2011 1:17 PM CDT reply actions
used to be my Facebook pic
I had a whole folder of business dogs
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by 3k on Oct 25, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions
dude
before you said that i changed my prof. pic to business dog suit.
by navybluenachos33 on Oct 25, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I wanted to get
my dog in college a tuxedo for formal events.

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by 3k on Oct 25, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
brilliant! he would have been perfect for a suit.
great dane would probably be ideal for a formal suit, well to me at least. as a matter of fact i am going to get a great dane and start doing that.
by navybluenachos33 on Oct 25, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
3K.....Here I lay
you inspired me to post on one of your pics here.
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I'm not one to give up on Spags yet
This team has been battling tough injuries all season to some of the best teams in the NFL. They completely reshaped the roster in about 3 years and are installing a new offensive scheme. The tackling woes are worrisome but nothing to send a coach packing home.
I think his fire is contagious and the players still like playing for him but we’re talking about second and third stringers here.
Give this guy a chance against easier competition, a healthy roster and some depth
Thank you.
It’s like we completely ignore the effect on the Coaching staff when your top 3 corners and your (prior to this week) best receiver are all on Injured Reserve by week 3/4.
Not to mention the franchise missing a game, as well as the heart and soul of the team missing two weeks and not being 100% till Week 6.
You can call them excuses, but sometimes excuses are reasonable.
But go ahead. Fire the guy and bring in yet another coaching staff. It totally worked out for Alex Smith to have this kind of instability around him. Oh wait, he was drafted 7 years ago and has barely started to look starter quality now.
"I was just letting the shots fly. You know, I don't leave any bullets in the chamber."
"Everything negative- pressure, challenges- is all an opportunity for me to rise."
-Kobe Bryant
Chris Mortensen: "You know it's the 'Show-Me' State right Sam?"
"Pshh, 'Show Me.' (smirking) Yeah, I've heard that."
-Sam Bradford
by TrojanRam on Oct 25, 2011 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I beg to differ
I’m pretty sure that most of those inanimate objects could have secured a victory against Washington. A pile of excrement would have been more appropriate instead of the Kleenex. Can I say that here? Don’t want to step over the line.
That deadwood on the beach closely resembles the Rams outside linebackers but I’d talk the deadwood in the 40 yard dash.
It made me think of my inadequacies
as a son, a husband and as a father. Wood on beaches tends to make me contemplate.

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by 3k on Oct 25, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Are you making fun of Megaman?!?!?
Don’t you compare Megaman to Spags, I’ll beat your brains in!!! MEGAMAN IS THE GREATEST!!
I always thought he was a pussy
What’s with the blue tights? He looks like Sportacus:

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by 3k on Oct 25, 2011 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought the blue was just nintendo's best attempt at metal legs at the time.
Two things about me will never change. I will always root for the Rams, and I will always root against the Niners.
Lol
And who is sportacus? He looks like child molestation is his power
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by King Sam Rules! on Oct 25, 2011 3:47 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
He does
and I don’t let me daughter watch his show. It’s one of those exercise shows that teaches kids to eat vegetables and do jumping jacks and get the ADD out before passing out. But I won’t let my daughter be entertained by any fictional character who’s physically crafted to resemble John Waters.
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by 3k on Oct 25, 2011 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Why does he have a big 10 on his chest?
Is that were he keeps track of how many people cried while he molested them?
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by King Sam Rules! on Oct 25, 2011 4:11 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I honestly couldn't tell you
he creeps me out. And he’s constantly bouncing around like he gets high on crack before going on a molestation spree. I am firmly anti-Sportacus
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by 3k on Oct 25, 2011 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions
The thing they want kids to watch these days
So spongebob can’t make inside adult jokes because it impressions young kids, but they can listen to Sportacus?
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by King Sam Rules! on Oct 25, 2011 4:15 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I'm fairly sure Spags
could out-coach the crabs crawling all over my nuts. Though I would have to give the nod to the crabs if they played the Rams for more tenacity and will to win. stubborn critters they are.
The Rams Offense are softer than a baby's hug
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