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Alien!


So... the Washington game had just ended and there I sat, sickened yet again by the display I had just witnessed. Suddenly, the weirdest thing happened! A huge UFO landed in my yard and a little gray alien dude walked THROUGH my wall and into my living room. He plopped down on my couch and said, "What's up?"

I said, " The Rams blew another one...I'm pissed."

He said, " I know nothing of these Rams. Show me something that will make me undersatnd them."

I said, "Ok." and I ran the game back to about the 5 minute mark. Redskins 17-Rams 10. We had just picked Grossman off and had the ball 1st and 10 at the 20. 2 sacks and another boneheaded penalty on the O-Line and it's 4th and forever from the 39 and we punt. WE PUNT! After 1st and 10 from the 20!

The alien finished his beer and said, " So that's your Rams? "

"Yup."

"Wow...that sucks" he said.

And then he was gone.


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