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Etc. Etc. Etc.

 

Sign Hanging in Front of Ram's central-

WANTED:

Head Coach- Must have kick-ass attitude who can tell your best player with a frown " You still need to give me 20, you didn't make him bleed!"

General Manager- No, playing Madden 2012 doesn't qualify you.

Players- Anyone who can block, catch or cover. Again, it's anyone who can block, catch or cover.

 

 

  • Parallels: October 2011

Stl. Rams                                                                Green Bay Packers                             
2nd place NFC west                                                  Defending Champs
Sam Bradford- Tough Smart Warrior                            Aaron Rogers- Space-age Ninja
                      Armed with Canon                                                    Laser-beam arm
Steven Jackson- Best Ram ever not                            The running back by committee is in the house
to have played in a winning season
Failing, cheating and vanishing o-line                           Best duct-taped o-line in league
0 for                                                                          and 0
Receivers saying-
"No, stick-em not K-y, read the label!"                         Looking back "See you later"
Defense saying-
"Man, I just sat down"                                               "What's for lunch, lamb?'
Coaches saying-
"Have we finished packing, yet?"                                 "How's the weather in Indy?"
Front Office saying-
SEE ABOVE                                                             "Ted, your raise went though"
Owner saying-
"What, no refund!"                                                     "It's all for you Vince!"
Fans Saying-
"Wait til new year, AGAIN!"                                        "The cheese is prime this year, again"

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