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Kid gloves are off

Warning: post may contain material which may be offensive to some people. If you are offended by material which may contain wicca/witchcraft themes, do not read or respond.

Ok, that's taken care of. I've finally decided that I'm not going to stand by and watch us sink without trying to do something about this mess. It certainly can't hurt. Positive energy simply can't. 

In case my user name didn't tip you off, I'm a witch. Have been for 19 years. So, I've given up the shit ass attitude for some positive spellwork. First up...Packers...  

 

 

Full moon, clear October night

St.Louis’s ship is still not right

We sail to Lambeau, land of Cheese

Banged up, bruised, brought to our knees

We’re 0 and 4, and need to score

Not 7, not 10, but something more

Forty’s what we need to see

For the Rams first away victory

 

This Green Bay crew with cheesy heads

Let them watch our Jackson’s dreads

Leave them in a cloud of dust

Hear our plea, Hooved one you must

 

Bradford’s arm ring straight and true

Receivers hands will stick like glue

Offensive line pursue the block

And let McDaniels use the clock

Laurenitis guide our D

For we believeth dear in thee

 

For we are Rams in heart and soul

We want another Super Bowl

We’re young like you, but pissed off too

You know we are, and so are you

 

Great Horned one, once more we ask

Your blessings on this team at last

We’ve done the work, know what to do

Help us to realize it too

 

With harm to none, this spell is cast, So mote it be.

 

Let this spell not reverse, nor bring upon us any curse

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