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Ok, that's taken care of. I've finally decided that I'm not going to stand by and watch us sink without trying to do something about this mess. It certainly can't hurt. Positive energy simply can't.
In case my user name didn't tip you off, I'm a witch. Have been for 19 years. So, I've given up the shit ass attitude for some positive spellwork. First up...Packers...
Full moon, clear October night
St.Louis’s ship is still not right
We sail to Lambeau, land of Cheese
Banged up, bruised, brought to our knees
We’re 0 and 4, and need to score
Not 7, not 10, but something more
Forty’s what we need to see
For the Rams first away victory
This Green Bay crew with cheesy heads
Let them watch our Jackson’s dreads
Leave them in a cloud of dust
Hear our plea, Hooved one you must
Bradford’s arm ring straight and true
Receivers hands will stick like glue
Offensive line pursue the block
And let McDaniels use the clock
Laurenitis guide our D
For we believeth dear in thee
For we are Rams in heart and soul
We want another Super Bowl
We’re young like you, but pissed off too
You know we are, and so are you
Great Horned one, once more we ask
Your blessings on this team at last
We’ve done the work, know what to do
Help us to realize it too
With harm to none, this spell is cast, So mote it be.
Let this spell not reverse, nor bring upon us any curse