Kid gloves are off

by Brawnwitch on Oct 11, 2011 11:43 PM CDT

Warning: post may contain material which may be offensive to some people. If you are offended by material which may contain wicca/witchcraft themes, do not read or respond.

Ok, that's taken care of. I've finally decided that I'm not going to stand by and watch us sink without trying to do something about this mess. It certainly can't hurt. Positive energy simply can't.

In case my user name didn't tip you off, I'm a witch. Have been for 19 years. So, I've given up the shit ass attitude for some positive spellwork. First up...Packers...

Full moon, clear October night

St.Louis’s ship is still not right

We sail to Lambeau, land of Cheese

Banged up, bruised, brought to our knees

We’re 0 and 4, and need to score

Not 7, not 10, but something more

Forty’s what we need to see

For the Rams first away victory

This Green Bay crew with cheesy heads

Let them watch our Jackson’s dreads

Leave them in a cloud of dust

Hear our plea, Hooved one you must

Bradford’s arm ring straight and true

Receivers hands will stick like glue

Offensive line pursue the block

And let McDaniels use the clock

Laurenitis guide our D

For we believeth dear in thee

For we are Rams in heart and soul

We want another Super Bowl

We’re young like you, but pissed off too

You know we are, and so are you

Great Horned one, once more we ask

Your blessings on this team at last

We’ve done the work, know what to do

Help us to realize it too

With harm to none, this spell is cast, So mote it be.

Let this spell not reverse, nor bring upon us any curse

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AWESOME! Loved it LOL. You have quite a rhyming gift

#1 - The MuthaF'in St. Louis Rams: The Rams are better than every team on Earth. End of discussion. Have a nice day, batches. (Connect with us on Facebook!) - 3k

by weekend_warrior55 on Oct 11, 2011 11:55 PM CDT reply actions

1. Rams need legitimate receiver[s].
2. It annoys the hell out of me when I see Spags clapping after bad plays.
3. Billy Bajema and Justin King need to get the boot.
4. Hoom is injury prone. Hist talent means nothing if he's not on the field. Needs to be replaced.
More to come...

by Horcrux7 on Oct 12, 2011 2:27 PM CDT reply actions

one thing though

instead of “straight and true” i think “tried and true” would sound better. It would be awesome for you to make one up every week. that would be sweet

#1 - The MuthaF'in St. Louis Rams: The Rams are better than every team on Earth. End of discussion. Have a nice day, batches. (Connect with us on Facebook!) - 3k

by weekend_warrior55 on Oct 12, 2011 3:43 PM CDT reply actions

I can almost feel the electricity of Sunday's game

Please change “Laurenitis” to “Laurinaitis” to make sure he is properly “summoned” :)

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by RamBuck on Oct 12, 2011 3:45 PM CDT reply actions

Yeah, I know my spelling might be off a little

but it is the feeling behind the words that makes it work, so no worries. And yes, I will be doing a weekly version, as long as its ok with ya’ll.

Rams on the Rise. We can't go down from here.

by Brawnwitch on Oct 12, 2011 3:55 PM CDT reply actions

loved it haha

ill subscribe…lets hope it works man we need to win!!

@JBarznas

by RamTX on Oct 12, 2011 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions

Nice

If this works, you’re promoted off the practice squad.

Wolf. Wolfgang Wolf

by dbcouver on Oct 13, 2011 3:09 PM CDT reply actions

lol...

what the hell, what can we lose at this point? Even if it doesn’t work this time, I’ll keep tryin’

Rams on the Rise. We can't go down from here.

by Brawnwitch on Oct 13, 2011 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions

I am a Rams fan, after all…

Rams on the Rise. We can't go down from here.

by Brawnwitch on Oct 13, 2011 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions

I remember a post last year prior to the NO game

Where one of their fans, also a witch, put a hex on us. Wasn’t it you who returned the favor? It was one of my favorite all time pre game fan exchanges. We were well represented.

Wolf. Wolfgang Wolf

by dbcouver on Oct 13, 2011 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions

ahahahaha, anyway to get a link to it?

Two things about me will never change. I will always root for the Rams, and I will always root against the Niners.

by DuhhhRams! on Oct 14, 2011 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions

here

Rams on the Rise. We can't go down from here.

by Brawnwitch on Oct 15, 2011 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions

http://www.turfshowtimes.com/2010/12/9/1865810/a-binding-spell

Rams on the Rise. We can't go down from here.

by Brawnwitch on Oct 15, 2011 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions

Yeah, it was me

I had been watching him put voodoo curses on other teams before he got to us. I was already prepared. Thanks db

Rams on the Rise. We can't go down from here.

by Brawnwitch on Oct 13, 2011 4:47 PM CDT reply actions

I'm not a believer

but it can’t hurt to have a witch on our side haha

Also, that was awesome.

Two things about me will never change. I will always root for the Rams, and I will always root against the Niners.

by DuhhhRams! on Oct 14, 2011 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions

SHUN THE NON BELIEVER!!!

SHUUUUNNNNNNN!!! hahaha

by navybluenachos33 on Oct 15, 2011 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions

lol, MERCY!

Two things about me will never change. I will always root for the Rams, and I will always root against the Niners.

by DuhhhRams! on Oct 15, 2011 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions

Count me among the non-believers. :)

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but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence."

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by NorthStarr on Oct 15, 2011 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions

All I'm asking

is to maybe, as a Rams “fanatic”… is to believe in something in St. Louis. Regardless of whatever else you believe, we’re all Rams fans, and want the same thing for them. Any positive energy we can give this team right now is good. Look at these guys. They need it.

Rams on the Rise. We can't go down from here.

by Brawnwitch on Oct 15, 2011 11:50 PM CDT reply actions

Keep it up

Love it, Not a believer but for some reason i change jerseys when we doing bad…thinking that will somehow change the outcome…and I’m sure I’m not the only one. We all need to do our parts to help our struggling team :) Who knows maybe your spells and our superstitious jersey changes kept the Packers scoreless in the second half :) not to mention we kept them to their lowest point total of the year…so keep doing what you do and we will keep the faith.

by albinoninja on Oct 16, 2011 11:07 PM CDT reply actions