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AmpLified Gameballs and Lameballs vs SEA

 

Let's get this out of the way:  The Rams, comparitively, had a great year to 2009.

Let's this out of the way, as well:  The Rams underachieved in all aspects of 2010.

 

Instead of GBs and LBs, let's take a look at our future by analyzing the starters.

COACHING

You got %1000 out of the team's heart and effort.  And even substantially lacking in many areas, you got %75 out of their actual talents.  Tight-ass-ness will not be tolerated next year.  Change it up or you will all be fired.

OFFENSE

King Sam QB:  You will be the future King of StL.  I don't care what anybody says but you hit the Rookie Wall so hard you left cracks in the foundation.  It's okay.  We are all excited for the years ahead.

 

Steven Jackson RB:  You need help by having a change of pace back and a system that doesn't wreak of scared vag.

 

Jason Brown C:  You performed under your own reputation this year.  Get it back next year because it was kind of disappointing, really.

 

Jacob Bell LG:   I don't care if you are 216, 257, or 310 pounds. You can't block anybody at all.  You need to be traded.  Big whiff on your signing.

 

Adam Goldberg RG:   Would love to have you back as a back up for a game or two.  You were severely outmatched as a starter.  You sucked the life out of the interior run game.

 

Jason Smith RT:  At your draft interview, you were famously quoted as saying, "I'm a MAN."  Well, you kind of been playing like a talented kid.  Even a scared kid from time to time.  Walk the walk next year.

 

Roger Saffold LT:  Besides having WAY to many offsides, you were THE most pleasant suprise of the year and the future OL.

 

Laurent Robinson WR :  Get the fuck out of here.  Now. 

 

Brondon Gibson WR:  You are going to have a tough road ahead to stick next year.  Very tough.

 

Danny Amendola WR:  Never thought you'd be double teamed, huh?  Next year you better damn well not be or jobs will be lost.

 

Mike Karney FB:  Is there a definition for "less than worthless" in the dictionary?  There isn't?  Well now there is: Mike Karney.  You and Steven can still be best friends.  Not teammates.

 

Uh-Oh TE:  I hope Uh-Oh doesn't end up standing for "Uh-Oh!  I hurteed somehin' again!"  Still a good find and possible TE for years ahead.

 

DEFENSE

 

Chris Long DE:  You were absolutely worth the #2 overall.  Glad to have you.  Keep improving.

 

James Hall DE:  Absolutely awesome year. Pro Bowl Caliber.  Can't wait to see you again in 2011.

 

Fred Robbins DT:  Ditto.

 

Gary Gibson DT:  Solid roation guy for future.  Nothing more.

 

David Vobora:  Mr. Irrelevant likes his name so much that that is who he becomes when he plays OLB.  Goodbye.

 

Nai'il Diggs:  Hurt and old...and gone.

 

Animal Jr. ILB:  The Young General. 

 

Bradley Fletcher CB:  Going to be a good one.  Needs some work but a starter already.

 

Ron Bartell CB:  Wouldn't it be neat to transition him to safety and get a true #1?

 

Craig Dahl SS:  Great backup but not a starter.  Needs lots of help with coverage and hands.

 

OJ Togs FS:  Can be a force or disappear for long stretches.  Bettter than everyone esle on the roster, but still..

 

Reserve Prognosis coming soon.......

                                                                                                                                                                                                               

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