The official Pete Carroll Photoshop thread
I hope I didn't ruin the rest of your work week. I think mine already is. The only rule I have (subject to anything from Van) is to be sensible. Nobody wants to see any Pete Carroll porn or anything incredibly nasty. Try to keep it SFW. If you absolutely cannot because you came up with something hilarious, just don't post it outright. Link to it and make sure anyone who clicks knows it's NSFW. As in not suitable for work, but if you're proficient enough with photoshop to do what we all want you to do, you knew that. A long time ago. When you clicked that one thing. What were you thinking? Anyway, photoshop away, people.
For example, you could paint a vignette of Carroll letting off some steam after Seattle's loss to Denver in week 2:


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this should be interesting
The only thing comparable to a Rams win is a 49er loss!
by DevsLaRams on Sep 29, 2010 3:22 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
awesome!
I suck at PS but I’m going to give it a whirl anyway.
Where is that AK-47 picture from? I know I’ve seen it somewhere.
Turf Show Times
by Ryan Van Bibber on Sep 29, 2010 3:29 PM CDT reply actions
it kinda looks like
a picture of Sean Connery i saw somewhere, but he had a pistol
"Twin-headed infinite swirling vortex of grotesque suckitude known as Tony Clark and Eric Byrnes"
How does one go about putting a picture in a comment?
Shurmur, your career is in 3rd and long. Don't run a draw.
Onobun > Gates
The tree icon under the subject heading
It’s on the right (^^) ,l past the bold, italics, strikethrough, block quote and link buttons. Those arrows should point to it if you copy this comment in your comment block.
You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In *St. Louis* his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition. Well, *Steven Jackson* was the best.
by 3k on Sep 29, 2010 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
sure do this while i'm away from my computer
"The greatest accomplishment is not in never falling, but in rising again after you fall." - Vince Lombardi
shouldn`t you be tending to a brides maid?
The only thing comparable to a Rams win is a 49er loss!
by DevsLaRams on Sep 29, 2010 9:11 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
lol.... Get your head in the game VT
I am sure there are some floral arrangements you need to tend to aren’t there
hardy har har ;-)
"The greatest accomplishment is not in never falling, but in rising again after you fall." - Vince Lombardi
I wasn't thinking about it at the time
but I hope this doesn’t qualify as “incredibly nasty”. Meh, please feel free to delete if there are many objections…
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
Thought that was Katy Perry for a second, Nearly got hard.
FIRE CASEY "GUS" BRADLEY!
by Fearless Frog on Sep 30, 2010 12:52 AM CDT up reply actions
Nearly?
I think my women might be in for a little role-play. Will be an improvement over that old Lincoln mask she’s too good for.
Morning inspiration

You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In *St. Louis* his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition. Well, *Steven Jackson* was the best.
Reminds me
of NBA Jam with those big heads.
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You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In *St. Louis* his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition. Well, *Steven Jackson* was the best.
by 3k on Sep 30, 2010 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions
Tack
I worked in an NBA Jam reference. No matter what the conversation, if you can bring a Harold Miner NBA Jam screenshot into play, it is automatically, by federal law, a chin-doublingly awesome comment.
You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In *St. Louis* his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition. Well, *Steven Jackson* was the best.
by 3k on Sep 30, 2010 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Almost. The federal law also stipulates that he must be called....
Harold “Baby Jordan” Miner.
So close….
He's always so amped

Julio Jones for Rams 2011
by kinzav29 on Sep 30, 2010 12:03 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Pete Carroll Photoshop contest
“Straightedge” Carroll getting racked in the balls by an angry psychotic fat chick wins handily. This contest is over!
by IdGladlySellMySoulJust2KeepTheRamsAlive on Oct 2, 2010 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions

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