TST Caption Contest: Week 3
by Brett Gall on Sep 24, 2010 2:18 PM CDT
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It's time for another round of the TurfShowTimes caption contest! Thanks everyone for participating and I hope we keep it going.
Our winner for Week 2 of the contest is revrue914!
The winning caption? "I go through more cards than a blackjack dealer in vegas."
For those of you just starting out, here are the basic rules to get going:
Write a caption for the featured picture. It can be what the player(s) are thinking, saying, or just your caption for the scene. Witty, silly, gross, or asinine. Haikus and personal snipes are encouraged.
If you view the post, vote for someone else's caption. You can do this by selecting actions>rec underneath the person's comment. The more votes we get, the more competition. I know that the Rams may have forgotten how to compete, but you sure haven't!
You're name will be added to a published list with the total number of votes you've received and the number of weeks you've won. At the end of the season, there will be a post featuring the winner and his/her glorious accomplishment. I am currently in process of obtaining an awesome St. Louis Ramsprize as well.
If you have a picture or something you would potentially like captioned, shoot me a message on Twitter at bgall88.
I've decided to add a "Circle of Winners" to the weekly post. If you win in a given week, you will get your name on the list of winners. Below are the extra goodies: the circle of winners, weekly scoreboard and the next caption. Give me some good ones ladies and gentlemen.
CIRCLE OF WINNERS:
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Bradford: "I'm not sure I understand Coach Shurmur's plan on that last drive...
Don’t we want to score points?"
Clayton: “Yeah. I’ve got the whole damn playbook memorized, and I don’t get it either.”
"I have something 95 percent of all those All-Stars only wish they had: a World Series ring. If I had to choose between that and being an All-Star, it would be no contest. I’d grab the gold ring and never look back." -Tim Salmon
by BruinHalo on Sep 24, 2010 2:34 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
It could be my depressed mood for the week
But I went for legit rather than funny. I seriously bet this is what they were saying.
"I have something 95 percent of all those All-Stars only wish they had: a World Series ring. If I had to choose between that and being an All-Star, it would be no contest. I’d grab the gold ring and never look back." -Tim Salmon
by BruinHalo on Sep 24, 2010 2:38 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Shhh, act cool. Here comes Shurmur.
I can take a beating ... I'm a Rams fan.
by Midasknight on Sep 24, 2010 2:34 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
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Hey sam, do you think these pants make me look fat?
Sam: "did we leave the oven on?"
Mark: “oh $#^! I think we did.”
"I have something 95 percent of all those All-Stars only wish they had: a World Series ring. If I had to choose between that and being an All-Star, it would be no contest. I’d grab the gold ring and never look back." -Tim Salmon
by BruinHalo on Sep 24, 2010 2:44 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Hey, Sam. Forget what Shurmer says.
When we get down close I’ll run a skinny post. Okay?
Clayton: I was just watching replays of your game against KU, Sam.
Mark Mangino makes that Raider coach look so skinny it’s scary.
Sam (whispers into microphone): “This is SB#8, come in Sniper. Take out Shurmur and save our season when ready?”
Clayton: “No need, I’m gonna get him with my Superman laser eyes”
by RamintheUK on Sep 24, 2010 2:58 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
These pants are really chaffing me.
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by Ryan Van Bibber on Sep 24, 2010 3:10 PM CDT reply actions
Clayton: I think I whoopsied in my pants on that second TD catch. You smell that?
Bradford: (clearing throat) No… I didn’t..um…(cough) notice.
block! building kick! exploooooooosion!
by mooseknuckles41 on Sep 24, 2010 3:16 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
contest winner
"Sam, just call your own plays man"
The only thing comparable to a Rams win is a 49er loss!
by DevsLaRams on Sep 24, 2010 3:34 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Sam, just call our play, we`ll tell them it was an audible
The only thing comparable to a Rams win is a 49er loss!
by DevsLaRams on Sep 24, 2010 4:06 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Mark to Sam
You old enough to have a drink? I think we can both use one right about now.
"SJAX" - The extra strength cleaner that fights off that Stubborn, Stingy Defense
by moy on Sep 24, 2010 3:46 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Mark: Ok Sammy, time to run play #2011 Hit and run over shurmur.
Sam: play #2010 i don’t see that one my book only goes to number 4.
by redmag on Sep 24, 2010 4:00 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Look at all the ZERO's ROTFLMAO
He he ha ha.
I was just insulted by that excel spreadsheet. You now want me to kiss you? Go kiss a whor—- that xares abo0ut you.
Sam mumbling under his breath: "I sure hope they get me a TRUE number 1 receiver"
Mark Clayton: “boy what you say? I’ll throw you in the black hole”
by revrue914 on Sep 24, 2010 4:51 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
It is a Turkkey not a Ham sandwich !! Stop grabbin' my arse..
I said no mayo. I did nit know a WAR would start for that./?
Sam: No really, that 300 pound dude with skull painted face and chest armour is a CHICK!!!
Mark: no SHIT! It IS!!!
Sam: DONT make eye contact!!
You can pick your friends and
you can pick your butt.
But you can't pick your friends butt.
JohnnieWarthawgism
by johnniewarthawg on Sep 24, 2010 4:59 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Clayton: Man I wish I was still in Baltimore.
Bradford: I feel you man, I wish I was still at Oklahoma.
Sam the MAN!
by loyal2therams on Sep 24, 2010 5:13 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
*sigh* Dangit Mark, I don't care what Shurmur told you, the macarena does NOT start with your hands on your ass
Winners train. Losers complain.
by Redbirds_n_Horns on Sep 24, 2010 5:25 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Psssst! Mark...don't look over there...
He’s awesome but…Jackson off right or up the middle on first down for all but one series in THREE WHOLE QUARTERS? Dude, are we being out coached by the Cable guy???
Mark if you hit him high and I chop off his knees...
we could put Shurmur on the IRR before the game is over
Mark: NO WAY! did Pat call a 10 yard out???
Sam: I’m as shocked as you are man, I think somethings wrong with him…
Bradford to Onobun!
SAM: hey Mark, I bought a delorean last week and got some plutonium jumped into the future...and you'll never guess what... we beat the Redskins 30-16
Mark: WHAT THE FUCK. WE BEAT THE REDSKINS???
Bradford to Onobun!
Ala Polamalu's Head and Shoulders Commercial
Yo Mark did you shit your pants?
No Sam I didn’t.
Didn’t you?!
NO man I didn’t
Didn’t you?!
I said NO!
Didn’t you?!
Yeah……
They will notice and they will giggle.
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