Thursday Caption Contest: Week 2

Hello once again my fine friends!  The first week of the Turf Show Times' Thursday Caption Contest was a success with almost 40 unique submissions, while the Rams' game last Sunday was a mixture of success (Sam Bradford, Mark Clayton, the defense) and disappointment (losing, Mark Clayton, and the linebackers).  Thanks everyone for participating and I hope we keep it going.  If you have a good name for the caption contest, let me know.  

Our winner for the first week of the contest is GreetingsADM!

The winning caption? This Carpenter was also crucified

For those of you just starting out, here are the basic rules to get going:

  • Write a caption for the featured picture. It can be what the player(s) are thinking, saying, or just your caption for the scene.  Witty, silly, gross, or asinine.  Haikus and personal snipes are encouraged.

  • If you view the post, vote for someone else's caption. You can do this by selecting actions>rec underneath the person's comment. The more votes we get, the more competition.  I know that the Rams may have forgotten how to compete, but you sure haven't!

  • You're name will be added to a published list with the total number of votes you've received and the number of weeks you've won. At the end of the season, there will be a post featuring the winner and his/her glorious accomplishment. I am currently in process of obtaining an awesome St. Louis Ramsprize as well.

  • If you have a picture or something you would potentially like captioned, shoot me a message on Twitter at bgall88.

  • Below are the extra goodies:  the weekly scoreboard and the next caption.  Give me some good ones ladies and gentlemen!



    Username Wins Points


    GreetingsADM 1 9


    weezul12 0 4


    VTramsFan 0 4


    papapegasus 0 3


    peteyweestro 0 2


    RamintheUK 0 2


    clemtiger08 0 1


    hr 0 1


    CaliRamMan 0 1


    lazyboy 0 1


    Redbirds_n_Horns 0 1


    infemous 0 0


    moy 0 0


    chndlr54 0 0


    Carneros 0 0


    redmag 0 0


    ThemBones 0 0


    crashoveride01 0 0


    leadhead 0 0


    RamHard 0 0


    Ramfan4life 0 0


    Ramchop 0 0


    brianjcross 0 0


    stlfan2004 0 0


    dbcouver 0 0


    dback4life 0 0


    revrue914 0 0


    BruinHalo 0 0


    jammd12 0 0


    Habte E 0 0


    3k 0 0

    A nice photo of Professor Jackson taking the Cardinals defense for a (literal) field trip towards their end zone:

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