Thursday Caption Contest: Week 2
by Brett Gall on Sep 16, 2010 4:34 PM CDT
in 2010 St. Louis Rams season
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PrintHello once again my fine friends! The first week of the Turf Show Times' Thursday Caption Contest was a success with almost 40 unique submissions, while the Rams' game last Sunday was a mixture of success (Sam Bradford, Mark Clayton, the defense) and disappointment (losing, Mark Clayton, and the linebackers). Thanks everyone for participating and I hope we keep it going. If you have a good name for the caption contest, let me know.
Our winner for the first week of the contest is GreetingsADM!
The winning caption? This Carpenter was also crucified
For those of you just starting out, here are the basic rules to get going:
Write a caption for the featured picture. It can be what the player(s) are thinking, saying, or just your caption for the scene. Witty, silly, gross, or asinine. Haikus and personal snipes are encouraged.
If you view the post, vote for someone else's caption. You can do this by selecting actions>rec underneath the person's comment. The more votes we get, the more competition. I know that the Rams may have forgotten how to compete, but you sure haven't!
You're name will be added to a published list with the total number of votes you've received and the number of weeks you've won. At the end of the season, there will be a post featuring the winner and his/her glorious accomplishment. I am currently in process of obtaining an awesome St. Louis Ramsprize as well.
If you have a picture or something you would potentially like captioned, shoot me a message on Twitter at bgall88.
Below are the extra goodies: the weekly scoreboard and the next caption. Give me some good ones ladies and gentlemen!
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Steven Jackson's Thought
Ahhhhh…..So this is what Ben Roethlisberger’s bathroom feels like.
by holtfan on Sep 16, 2010 4:45 PM CDT reply actions 6 recs
Steven Jackson gained muscle in the off-season
Now he can carry not just the entire Rams offense, but 3 Arizona Cardinals as well.
"I have something 95 percent of all those All-Stars only wish they had: a World Series ring. If I had to choose between that and being an All-Star, it would be no contest. I’d grab the gold ring and never look back." -Tim Salmon
by BruinHalo on Sep 16, 2010 4:52 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
there's actually four guys there
look closely by his leg there is just a body
by stlcardsfan4 on Sep 16, 2010 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm confused, I thought I was supposed to be carrying the Rams on my back...
block! building kick! exploooooooosion!
by mooseknuckles41 on Sep 16, 2010 5:02 PM CDT reply actions
I just realized I ripped off BruinHalo's caption.
I disqualify myself.
block! building kick! exploooooooosion!
by mooseknuckles41 on Sep 16, 2010 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Great minds...
"I have something 95 percent of all those All-Stars only wish they had: a World Series ring. If I had to choose between that and being an All-Star, it would be no contest. I’d grab the gold ring and never look back." -Tim Salmon
Three is company...but four's a crowd.
Dave "Howland" Randell
Co-Creator of RaptorsHQ.com
by RaptorsHQ - Howland on Sep 16, 2010 5:02 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
"I go through more cards than a blackjack dealer in vegas"
by revrue914 on Sep 16, 2010 5:19 PM CDT reply actions 8 recs
So this is what they mean by running - back
I carry a whole defensive team on my back while running…. o.k.
It's a wonder he has knee problems
Seriously, I think I would retire after one experience like this. Look at his knees and ankles.
"I have something 95 percent of all those All-Stars only wish they had: a World Series ring. If I had to choose between that and being an All-Star, it would be no contest. I’d grab the gold ring and never look back." -Tim Salmon
number 53 needs to lower his hand or you are gonna see me really start to dish some damage.
Bradford to Onobun!
by Infemous on Sep 16, 2010 5:55 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
#53 Clark Haggans: a stage 5 clinger.
(fyi, wedding crashers)
"Twin-headed infinite swirling vortex of grotesque suckitude known as Tony Clark and Eric Byrnes"
Dont tell Beanie, but could we ge an autograph?
by RamblinMayun on Sep 16, 2010 6:15 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
"Please don't squeeze the Jackson"
"The greatest accomplishment is not in never falling, but in rising again after you fall." - Vince Lombardi
"He keeps going, and going, and going"
"The greatest accomplishment is not in never falling, but in rising again after you fall." - Vince Lombardi
and the best one:
“When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.”
"The greatest accomplishment is not in never falling, but in rising again after you fall." - Vince Lombardi
Damn... forgot to take the bird seed out of my pocket.
by Rams311 on Sep 16, 2010 8:17 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
OH YEA
"The greatest accomplishment is not in never falling, but in rising again after you fall." - Vince Lombardi
by VTramsFan on Sep 16, 2010 8:28 PM CDT reply actions 6 recs
Whoever it is,
Get your hand off my ASS!!!!!!
You can pick your friends and
you can pick your butt.
But you can't pick your friends butt.
JohnnieWarthawgism
by johnniewarthawg on Sep 16, 2010 9:21 PM CDT reply actions
"Can you get off me? It's not like I'm the Jets sideline reporter."
Wish i would’ve checked earlier, all the good ones i can think of are gone.
"the Klingons have broken through the force field Captain,
the engines cannot take much more of this!"
Clifton Ryan take note...
This is how you keep hold of the ball
Rams feature back Steven Jackson
showing the FO why he needs a solid number 2.
They will notice and they will giggle.
by papapegasus on Sep 17, 2010 8:19 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
SJAX -
“I am the King of the Hill”
"SJAX" - The extra strength cleaner that fights off that Stubborn, Stingy Defense
Linebackers? Pfft! Where's 24? I wanna hit him in the mouth but HARD!!
I can take a beating ... I'm a Rams fan.
Cards players: Wake up stevie.....
your sleep running in your sleep again and the games been over for hours
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