The Turfie Awards
by CrazyEyesKilla on Apr 15, 2010 2:29 AM CDT
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PrintHey guys- most of you aren't familiar with me. I don't post or comment that often, but I have read this site religiously for the last 2 years or so. For my money it's the best place on the 'net for Rams coverage.
Seeing as though I read the site all the time, I feel pretty familiar (and unbiased) when it comes to the writing, posting, and commenting of all you regular TSTers. Ergo, I have decided, that in honor of the upcoming draft, and a new era in Rams football- I will hand out my own personal TURFIE AWARDS to you awesome members of the TST community. In the very least, I was just hoping to get our minds off the draft and the irritable ennui that comes with the territory. Without further ado: THE 1st ANNUAL CrazyEyesKilla Turfie Awards......
Best Posts to Read on the Crapper: Stlcardsfan4
Best Posted Links: ram_rod
Biggest College Homer: TrojanRam
Most Likely to Call You On Your Bullcrap: andyrose
The "Why Doesn't He Post More Often" Award: AmpLee
hon. mention: VTRamsFan & taiko
The Peyton Manning Award for Funniest Comments: 3k
hon. mention mooseknuckles41
Best Use of word "Ram" in screenname: Le Ram
hon. mention Ram-on
Most Fun Screen Name to Say Out Loud: bobhugehands
hon. mention Jombari
The "Alright kids, let's break it up" Award: TackleBox
The McKiperShay Award for best draft analysis: 3k
hon mention dbcouver/Stlcardsfan4
Who will be the first to know if Favre is coming back? Award: AbsolutMoose
"The Draft is in a Week, Johnny-come-Lately Instigator" Award: MidasKnight
Poster Who Most Likely Belongs on the Stltoday.com messageboards: CaliforniaMobileCPR
The edpjr Memorial Award for Most Charmingly Surly: CoachConnors
Most Self-Explanatory Avatar: Everett 11
Most Existential Avatar: RamsFan1979
Best Avatar of James Laurinaitis: Kinzav
hon. mention CaliRamMan
Best Sig: 3k
Best Manners in Commenting : thisguy
Best TST-Created Rumor: VanRam (Campbell to the Rams)
The Up & Comer Award: danteslion
Most "lol's": MidasKnight
Most +1s (or + any number): VTRamsFan
Best Combo Investment Adviser/Rams Fan: Toddius
The "Chiming In" Award: gomer7
The "This is either good insight, or I'm drunk" Award: Carneros
Most Enthusiastic: Nbr1RamFan
Hottest Lady TSTer: N/A
MVP: VanRam
Van- thanks for creating this community. Thanks to all the writers and posters who make it the best place on the nets for Rams info and discussion. Believe me, I've been to 'em all. Let's all be thankful that we have a classy bunch of folks running our beloved TST, and let's remain hopeful and optimistic that this franchise is headed for great things.
PS- I'm sure there are bunch of awesome members of the community I'm forgetting that deserve their own award. Feel free to give an award to yourself. But remember, it's all in good fun.
You guys rule. Go Rams.
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Haha
This is awesome! Good post!
My ROFLcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pkAFR-7c-c
by AbsolutMoose on Apr 15, 2010 9:13 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Awesome list
Honored to have won such a narrow category!
How about an award for being the only TST African !
Per fas et nefas - Latin translation="By Any Means Necessary"
let's get some chicks first.
then we’ll worry about Africa.
please, don't eat my potato chips.
by CrazyEyesKilla on Apr 15, 2010 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL love my honorable mention
"The greatest accomplishment is not in never falling, but in rising again after you fall." - Vince Lombardi
damn
didn’t get one.
"Twin-headed infinite swirling vortex of grotesque suckitude known as Tony Clark and Eric Byrnes"
I'll give you the Most Guts in a Mock Award
For daring to take Jimmy Clausen when you probably knew it would make 80% of the board throw rocks.
The blind stares of a million pairs of eyes, lookin hard but won't realize, that they'll never see the C. And when I'm rollin by, you can't see me!
by CoachConnors on Apr 15, 2010 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
That was me *LOL*
Yes, I actually wore a watermelon on my head during the Rams SuperBowl victory in 2000.
by Midasknight on Apr 15, 2010 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh sorry!
The blind stares of a million pairs of eyes, lookin hard but won't realize, that they'll never see the C. And when I'm rollin by, you can't see me!
by CoachConnors on Apr 15, 2010 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions
sorry sergey606
you def. get hon. mention for your sig. i forgot about that one..
block! building kick! exploooooooosion!
by mooseknuckles41 on Apr 15, 2010 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions
agreed!
please, don't eat my potato chips.
by CrazyEyesKilla on Apr 15, 2010 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Most Charmingly Surly
ha ha ha, thank you!
(I think?)
The blind stares of a million pairs of eyes, lookin hard but won't realize, that they'll never see the C. And when I'm rollin by, you can't see me!
The board's draft needs are quite clear
We have a huge hole at Hottest Lady TSTer
The blind stares of a million pairs of eyes, lookin hard but won't realize, that they'll never see the C. And when I'm rollin by, you can't see me!
ooh…that didn’t sound good…
The blind stares of a million pairs of eyes, lookin hard but won't realize, that they'll never see the C. And when I'm rollin by, you can't see me!
by CoachConnors on Apr 15, 2010 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions
For all the Hot Lady TSTers vying for the award
please send swimsuit photos to me for consideration!
Baseball season is back - Go Halos!
I think this should be Van's #1 offseason priority
Interview / photo shoot with Olivia Munn. Is she now officially part of TST history?
You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In *St. Louis* his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition. Well, *Steven Jackson* was the best.
by 3k on Apr 15, 2010 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I bumped into
Olivia Munn in a bookstore in LA. My eyes almost fell out of my head. I wouldn’t mind bumping into her again.
block! building kick! exploooooooosion!
by mooseknuckles41 on Apr 16, 2010 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions
When you say "bumped into"
do you mean you saw her or do you mean you stalked her across the country until you could corner her in a bookstore and siphon off 1mL of blood for your Munn cloning facility? Hmm? Pray tell, moose!
You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In *St. Louis* his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition. Well, *Steven Jackson* was the best.
Nah, I'm not a creep. I just bumped into her.
I love the Munn, but still a little bitter G4 was taken off my cable package.
(Plus, I already have Christina Hendricks from Mad Men locked in my basement.)
block! building kick! exploooooooosion!
by mooseknuckles41 on Apr 16, 2010 1:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Bahahahahah
awesome.
My ROFLcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pkAFR-7c-c
by AbsolutMoose on Apr 16, 2010 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions
im honored to be in one award
and be honorable in the other
altho i never bring my comp with me to the crapper
"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.
really?
as long as your laptop doesn’t get too warm (which is a quick fix by placing a terrycloth towel across your legs), the crapper is the best place to get all net reading done.
please, don't eat my potato chips.
by CrazyEyesKilla on Apr 15, 2010 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions
yeh i normally take my SI or ESPN magazines onto the crapper
easier fit
"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.
by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 17, 2010 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions
iPnone brother +1
"The greatest accomplishment is not in never falling, but in rising again after you fall." - Vince Lombardi
I would like the world to know
That JL and I will be looking to better our status of Hon. Mention for best Avatar. Just remeber that next time he is pointing that football at you. Its like a Rams version of “Uncle Sam wants you.”
Anyhow, thanks for the Shoutout CrazyEyesKilla.
By the way I think you deserve one yourself:
The Best “Big Lebowski” Avatar!
Remember to “Mark it a zero Donnie! This isn’t nam, There are rules!” and “Nobody Fuk wit da Jesus!”
thanks!
I’m probably better suited for the “Best Lurker” Award.
Good luck to you and Animal Jr on next year’s JL Avatar award.
please, don't eat my potato chips.
by CrazyEyesKilla on Apr 16, 2010 1:12 AM CDT up reply actions
It means you are from Houston and have a major Case Keenum crush
LOL
Baseball season is back - Go Halos!
oh!
Kaboom!
You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In *St. Louis* his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition. Well, *Steven Jackson* was the best.
I GOT JIPPED!
follow me on twitter @nickg105
by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 15, 2010 5:47 PM CDT reply actions
The "Best TSTer Writing for nfltouchdown.com Award"
is all yours. But I have a good feeling about your chances in bigger categories in the coming years.
please, don't eat my potato chips.
by CrazyEyesKilla on Apr 16, 2010 1:15 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm glad to see
that edpjr has an award in his name.
You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In *St. Louis* his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition. Well, *Steven Jackson* was the best.
Wait a second...
You aren’t supposed to be around. I knew the draft would suck u back.
Welcome back guy
You really should see the beautiful plaque with your name on it
The edpjr Memorial Award for Most Charmingly Surly
But will it still be “memorial” next year? Will it even be named after you next year if you;re here??
The blind stares of a million pairs of eyes, lookin hard but won't realize, that they'll never see the C. And when I'm rollin by, you can't see me!
by CoachConnors on Apr 19, 2010 1:09 AM CDT up reply actions
ed! Welcome back brother..
it Suh is nice to see you
"The greatest accomplishment is not in never falling, but in rising again after you fall." - Vince Lombardi
BAM.
follow me on twitter @nickg105
by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 20, 2010 12:52 AM CDT up reply actions
it's all to the good
You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In *St. Louis* his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition. Well, *Steven Jackson* was the best.
definitely all compliments
They’re all good, and you got one of the good-er ones.
The blind stares of a million pairs of eyes, lookin hard but won't realize, that they'll never see the C. And when I'm rollin by, you can't see me!
by CoachConnors on Apr 15, 2010 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Haha I'm pretty sure it means rams in Spanish
Per fas et nefas - Latin translation="By Any Means Necessary"
Woohoo!
I got an award !
“Best Use of word “Ram” in screenname: Le Ram"
Some love for the French !!! Thank you everybody ! I love you all!!!
Pas de probleme
salope…
You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In *St. Louis* his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition. Well, *Steven Jackson* was the best.
by 3k on Apr 17, 2010 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Neat!
I also got an award! First one with no life, erm… waiting for the latest headlines! HAha
My ROFLcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pkAFR-7c-c
I appreciate the mention but have to concede
sharing the honorable mention honor to Stlcardsfan4, for the series on draft prospects. Dude goes over the top on that.
Im going to thank for my hon. mention for funniest name to say out loud
the whole reason for the name is my player i created in madden when you can do superstar mode and the newest RB on the team was Jombari Fever who was 5’5 300 pounds
Sam Bradford
with a 4.4 40 time and 35 bench reps i presume
"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.
by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 23, 2010 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions
Jombari Fever is a great name
i do something similar with all my sports games. when i create a freakazoid player i always give him the name Dugan Gnarly. Right now he’s a 6’10 lefty relief pitcher with a giant torso and skinny little legs.
block! building kick! exploooooooosion!
by mooseknuckles41 on Apr 23, 2010 1:11 AM CDT up reply actions
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