What do we have here? Are you kidding me? How fun is this, people?!
SJ39: Second all time soon to be first leading running back for the Chize. These have been hard yards. Very hard yards through hard years. I hope to goodness one day soon he will be able to destroy in big games for the world to see. Steven, we love you, baby. Hey!?.... Didn't you have a freakin GROIN PULL? Simply monstrous.
Billy Devaney (with a little coaxing from Spags here and there): Some people don't realize the set of cohones you have to possess to make the QB who sat out an ENTIRE YEAR WITH A TORN SHOULDER the #1 overall. Well, put em on the table , big boy, and have the world take a look. Anybody think the Fred Robbins deal was an under the radar, patch-up move anymore? Anybody? Moving on... how bout that Mark Clayton deal? What did we give up, an ipod? We all scratched our heads at Bradley Fletcher Bradley the third round pick out of Iowa. What's he been doing? Think they did their homework on what James Hall had left in the tank? Boy I guess "Giants retread's" are code for guys flying around out there making plays and working their asses off. Were those a couple of 7th rounders out there feeding Bald Hassy some spinach? i don't know these answers. Just askin'. That's all.
Fred Robbins: If you don't know who #98 is out there by now..... I don't even have something cute to say. Dude's been a flat out PLAYA.
Brandon Gibson: Had to come at you last week, my man. Had to. Hell, you even dropped another today, but.....just when I thought you couldn't do anything stupider you go and COMPLETELY REDEEM YOURSELF! Nice game, BG. Build on this. There's a corner we all can see for you that if you turn it........who knows.
!st Half gap assisnments: Come on, D. I know I'm nitpicking, but, my lands is it fun to nitpick again. Fill those gaps. They are a cause for concern.
1st Half stupid penalties: Drive killers for a team driving down the field to be Killers. Wha will this team look like when they eliminate some of these bonehead mistakes? Pretty cool to think about.
Dropsies: I am not going to point fingers. The WR corps has been beter than advertised. Now if you can eliminate the dropsies then you will shut everyone's mouth. Sam will put it there. Catch it. I know it's super Sam fast, but catch it.
The officiating crew: You all should be fined for throwing laundry at Baby Danny's ball spin. $5000 each. That was abso-super-freakin-bull-shite. Where was that stooge that comes on and backs up horrible lame ass calls when we need him? How was Big Booth Fer- whateverthehell gonna say about that dung? Nothing. That's why they were too chicken shit to go back to him after he already lied about the Hassle-sack earlier. What a joke.
GO RAMS! GO RAMS! GO RAMS!