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TST Caption Contest: Week 5

"I don't think this is what the fans meant when they were calling for Coach Shurmur to be fired..."

It's been a busy, busy time over here in D.C., the land of greasy Five Guys burgers and even greasier politicians.  Accordingly, I pushed this week's caption contest back until after the football week.  Can't promise I will always post on Tuesdays, so make sure to check out the main Turf Show Times page to get a head start on each week's contest!

Our winner for Week 4 of the contest is 3k!

The winning caption, which set a season high number of votes for the TST Caption Contest, can be found in the featured photo to the left.

For those of you just starting out, here are the basic rules to get going:

  • Write a caption for the featured picture. It can be what the player(s) are thinking, saying, or just your caption for the scene.  Witty, silly, gross, or asinine.  Haikus and personal snipes are encouraged.

  • If you view the post, vote for someone else's caption. You can do this by selecting actions>rec underneath the person's comment. The more votes we get, the more competition.  I know that the Rams may have forgotten how to compete, but you sure haven't!

  • You're name will be added to a published list with the total number of votes you've received and the number of weeks you've won. At the end of the season, there will be a post featuring the winner and his/her glorious accomplishment. I am currently in process of obtaining an awesome St. Louis Ramsprize as well.

  • If you have a picture or something you would potentially like captioned, shoot me a message on Twitter at bgall88.

    Take the jump to see this week's caption contest photo and the extra goodies:  the circle of winners, weekly scoreboard and the next caption photo.  Now, get to work!

  • Star-divide

    The next photo to be captioned features Nate Burleson having a temporary freakout:

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    Circle of Winners

     

    Contest Week Winner

     

    Week 1 GreetingsADM

     

    Week 2 revrue914

     

    Week 3 mooseknuckles41

     

    Week 4 3k

    Scoreboard

     

    Username Total Points Points This Week

     

    3k 13 13

     

    VTramsFan 12 2

     

    GreetingsADM 10 1

     

    revrue914 8 0

     

    mooseknuckles41 6 1

     

    moy 6 2

     

    holtfan 6 0

     

    Midasknight 5 1

     

    johnniewarthag 4 2

     

    Rams311 4 0

     

    papapegasus 4 0

     

    weezul12 4 0

     

    RamintheUK 4 1

     

    mh39 4 4

     

    sergey606 4 4

     

    ccamps28 4 4

     

    redmag 3 0

     

    Redbirds_n_Horns 3 0

     

    RamblinMayun 2 0

     

    NachoD 2 0

     

    RaptorsHQ-Howland 2 0

     

    peteyweestro 2 0

     

    Ramchop 1 0

     

    Ramfan from Seattle 1 0

     

    infemous 1 0

     

    clemtiger08 1 0

     

    hr 1 0

     

    CaliRamMan 1 0

     

    lazyboy 1 0

     

    crashoveride01 1 1

     

    BruinHalo 1 1

     

    Caruso 1 1

     

    StopSpe 1 1

     

    Toddius 1 1

     

    81Witness 1 1

     

    CBPodge 1 1

     

    phxsuns 1 1

     

    Lexxi 1 1

     

    chndlr54 0 0

     

    Carneros 0 0

     

    ThemBones 0 0

     

    leadhead 0 0

     

    RamHard 0 0

     

    Ramfan4life 0 0

     

    brianjcross 0 0

     

    stlfan2004 0 0

     

    dbcouver 0 0

     

    dback4life 0 0

     

    jammd12 0 0

     

    Habte E 0 0

     

    VanRam 0 0

     

    rb4kb8 0 0

     

    CB2956 0 0

     

    shostag 0 0

     

    sergrey606 0 0

     

    dbacks4life 0 0

     

    OakCityRam 0 0

     

    Strike77 0 0

     

    IndianaRam 0 0

     

    Sundowner 0 0

     

    STLfan1 0 0

     

    Brawnwitch 0 0

     

    Marty McKeown 0 0

     

    NYRAMFAN 0 0

     

    Weaver41 0 0

     

    andyhawk 0 0

     

    DevsLaRams 0 0

     

    Da Rookie 0 0

     

    loyal2therams 0 0

     

    TLo247 0 0

     

    ramdude 0 0

     

    Sofanumber1 0 0

     

    JTpirate 0 0

     

    gorams77 0 0

     

    RBramfan 0 0

     

    Shea Weber for President 0 0

     

    TheBrawnFromIran 0 0

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    Cause this is THILLER

    THRILLER night! HEE HEE!

    They will notice and they will giggle.

    by papapegasus on Oct 12, 2010 7:08 AM CDT reply actions  

    BOOYA

    "The greatest accomplishment is not in never falling, but in rising again after you fall." - Vince Lombardi

    by VTramsFan on Oct 12, 2010 7:24 AM CDT reply actions  

    “DO YOU REMEMBER” we were worse than the Rams? It wouldve been “DANGEROUS” and “BAD” having to face Steven “JACKSON 5” times in a season but since they have NO WR and “THEY WANNA BE STARTING SOMETHING” we will take the Rams by their horns and “BEAT IT” like a “SMOOTH CRIMINAL”

    by revrue914 on Oct 12, 2010 8:14 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

    Which one makes me look more gay?

    the pink gloves or the jazz finger dance pose?

    by stlfan2004 on Oct 12, 2010 8:32 AM CDT reply actions  

    NO! Not the Shocker!

    for those of you who don’t know “The Shocker”. It’s a wrestling term for catching a thumb where it’s not supposed to go.

    "SJAX" - The extra strength cleaner that fights off that Stubborn, Stingy Defense

    by moy on Oct 12, 2010 10:10 AM CDT reply actions  

    Yeah Baby

    The Lions beat the Rams, we’re superbowl bound, and I’m going to Disneyland!!!

    by 81 Witness on Oct 12, 2010 10:20 AM CDT reply actions  

    I don't even care about all this ridiculous pink stuff;

    I’m just glad I don’t play for the Seahawks anymore.

    by Sofanumber1 on Oct 12, 2010 11:56 AM CDT reply actions  

    THEY TOOK MY BALLS!!!!!

    I can take a beating ... I'm a Rams fan.

    by Midasknight on Oct 12, 2010 1:24 PM CDT reply actions  

    (looking over at cheerleaders) Yo bitches, y'all told me you were clean!!!!!

    Life. I'll tell you what life is. Life is having a mother-in-law who sucks and a wife who don't. That's what life is.

    -Rodney Dangerfield

    by IdGladlySellMySoulJust2KeepTheRamsAlive on Oct 12, 2010 4:12 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

    Hey Look! I'm on the tumbo-tron!

    Dave "Howland" Randell
    Co-Creator of RaptorsHQ.com

    by RaptorsHQ - Howland on Oct 12, 2010 4:34 PM CDT reply actions  

    I'm Gumby, Dammit!!

    I can take a beating ... I'm a Rams fan.

    by Midasknight on Oct 12, 2010 4:41 PM CDT reply actions  

    Whoo-Hoo!

    This one’s for you, Mikey!

    by Starkey on Oct 12, 2010 5:24 PM CDT reply actions  

    "I bet you all FIVE DOLLAS that no matter how loud I scream

    the Lions will still finish last in the division."

    Winners train. Losers complain.

    by Redbirds_n_Horns on Oct 12, 2010 9:36 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

    Whaddya mean I got roid rage Im gonna rip ya friiggin head off

    by chndlr54 on Oct 13, 2010 8:38 AM CDT reply actions  

    “OWWW, stop milking my prostate… that feels like all five fingers!”

    by RamintheUK on Oct 13, 2010 12:26 PM CDT reply actions  

    In a fit of rage

    Nate Burleson after missing an easy catch decides to appease booing fans by ripping his own penis off and shake it at them.

    by chndlr54 on Oct 15, 2010 7:59 AM CDT reply actions  

    "terible penis" now that's funny

    "SJAX" - The extra strength cleaner that fights off that Stubborn, Stingy Defense

    by moy on Oct 16, 2010 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

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