TST Caption Contest: Week 5
It's been a busy, busy time over here in D.C., the land of greasy Five Guys burgers and even greasier politicians. Accordingly, I pushed this week's caption contest back until after the football week. Can't promise I will always post on Tuesdays, so make sure to check out the main Turf Show Times page to get a head start on each week's contest!
Our winner for Week 4 of the contest is 3k!
The winning caption, which set a season high number of votes for the TST Caption Contest, can be found in the featured photo to the left.
For those of you just starting out, here are the basic rules to get going:
Write a caption for the featured picture. It can be what the player(s) are thinking, saying, or just your caption for the scene. Witty, silly, gross, or asinine. Haikus and personal snipes are encouraged.
If you view the post, vote for someone else's caption. You can do this by selecting actions>rec underneath the person's comment. The more votes we get, the more competition. I know that the Rams may have forgotten how to compete, but you sure haven't!
You're name will be added to a published list with the total number of votes you've received and the number of weeks you've won. At the end of the season, there will be a post featuring the winner and his/her glorious accomplishment. I am currently in process of obtaining an awesome St. Louis Ramsprize as well.
If you have a picture or something you would potentially like captioned, shoot me a message on Twitter at bgall88.
Take the jump to see this week's caption contest photo and the extra goodies: the circle of winners, weekly scoreboard and the next caption photo. Now, get to work!
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Nate Burleson realizes that despite the TD - he plays for Detroit.
"Twin-headed infinite swirling vortex of grotesque suckitude known as Tony Clark and Eric Byrnes"
by sergey606 on Oct 12, 2010 1:31 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
i saw a cheerleader and i JIZZED IN MY PANTS
Bradford to Onobun!
by Infemous on Oct 12, 2010 5:27 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs
BOOYA

"The greatest accomplishment is not in never falling, but in rising again after you fall." - Vince Lombardi
“DO YOU REMEMBER” we were worse than the Rams? It wouldve been “DANGEROUS” and “BAD” having to face Steven “JACKSON 5” times in a season but since they have NO WR and “THEY WANNA BE STARTING SOMETHING” we will take the Rams by their horns and “BEAT IT” like a “SMOOTH CRIMINAL”
by revrue914 on Oct 12, 2010 8:14 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Which one makes me look more gay?
the pink gloves or the jazz finger dance pose?
it takes balls to play for the Lions
Turf Show Times
by Ryan Van Bibber on Oct 12, 2010 9:15 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
NO! Not the Shocker!
for those of you who don’t know “The Shocker”. It’s a wrestling term for catching a thumb where it’s not supposed to go.
"SJAX" - The extra strength cleaner that fights off that Stubborn, Stingy Defense
Yeah Baby
The Lions beat the Rams, we’re superbowl bound, and I’m going to Disneyland!!!
I don't even care about all this ridiculous pink stuff;
I’m just glad I don’t play for the Seahawks anymore.
(looking over at cheerleaders) Yo bitches, y'all told me you were clean!!!!!
Life. I'll tell you what life is. Life is having a mother-in-law who sucks and a wife who don't. That's what life is.
-Rodney Dangerfield
by IdGladlySellMySoulJust2KeepTheRamsAlive on Oct 12, 2010 4:12 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Hey Look! I'm on the tumbo-tron!
Dave "Howland" Randell
Co-Creator of RaptorsHQ.com
by RaptorsHQ - Howland on Oct 12, 2010 4:34 PM CDT reply actions
"I bet you all FIVE DOLLAS that no matter how loud I scream
the Lions will still finish last in the division."
Winners train. Losers complain.
by Redbirds_n_Horns on Oct 12, 2010 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
In a fit of rage
Nate Burleson after missing an easy catch decides to appease booing fans by ripping his own penis off and shake it at them.
and thus started the spin off trend the "terrible penis" Now 10s of thousands of people
wave blue and silver dildos in the air to support their team!
by leadhead on Oct 15, 2010 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
"terible penis" now that's funny
"SJAX" - The extra strength cleaner that fights off that Stubborn, Stingy Defense

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