TST Caption Contest: Week 4
It's time for another round of the TurfShowTimes caption contest! Thanks to everyone for their submissions this week!
Our winner for Week 3 of the contest is mooseknuckles41!
The winning (albeit gross) caption can be found in the featured photo to the left.
For those of you just starting out, here are the basic rules to get going:
Write a caption for the featured picture. It can be what the player(s) are thinking, saying, or just your caption for the scene. Witty, silly, gross, or asinine. Haikus and personal snipes are encouraged.
If you view the post, vote for someone else's caption. You can do this by selecting actions>rec underneath the person's comment. The more votes we get, the more competition. I know that the Rams may have forgotten how to compete, but you sure haven't!
You're name will be added to a published list with the total number of votes you've received and the number of weeks you've won. At the end of the season, there will be a post featuring the winner and his/her glorious accomplishment. I am currently in process of obtaining an awesome St. Louis Ramsprize as well.
If you have a picture or something you would potentially like captioned, shoot me a message on Twitter at bgall88.
Take the jump to see this week's caption contest photo and the extra goodies: the circle of winners, weekly scoreboard and the next caption. Give me some good ones ladies and gentlemen!
Here is the Week 4 photo of Sam Bradford entering the field at the Edward Jones Dome:
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DAMN Hanesworth
Lightin’ farts again
You can pick your friends and
you can pick your butt.
But you can't pick your friends butt.
JohnnieWarthawgism
by johnniewarthawg on Oct 1, 2010 1:11 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
So dark ... I hope Shurmur knows I can still see WR's downfield with my super x-ray vision.
I can take a beating ... I'm a Rams fan.
Jeez. If Uh-Oh is healthy enough to do that Hawaiian fire dance, he DAMN sure better be playing tonight.
I can take a beating ... I'm a Rams fan.
by Midasknight on Oct 1, 2010 1:14 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
congrats mooseknuckles41
what the hell is a moose knuckle? a camel-toe?
The only thing comparable to a Rams win is a 49er loss!
I think the 41 intrigues me the most..
…like was there actually someone else who desperately wanted the Mooseknuckles username handle? LOL!
With #8 there are brighter days ahead.
Dave "Howland" Randell
Co-Creator of RaptorsHQ.com
by RaptorsHQ - Howland on Oct 1, 2010 1:41 PM CDT reply actions
that I'm a prat
because I pressed post by mistake!!!
well,
maybe if the dome burns down, THEN the Rams will make it on SportsCenter.
"Twin-headed infinite swirling vortex of grotesque suckitude known as Tony Clark and Eric Byrnes"
by sergey606 on Oct 1, 2010 2:02 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
two teams enter. one team leaves.
Bradford: How do I get to Thunderdome?
SJax: That’s easy. Pick a fight.
block! building kick! exploooooooosion!
by mooseknuckles41 on Oct 1, 2010 2:19 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
The Sooner Schooner was cooler than this
I should be working right now...
I don't think this is what the fans meant
when they were calling for Coach Shurmur to be fired…
You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In *St. Louis* his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition. Well, *Steven Jackson* was the best.
by 3k on Oct 1, 2010 2:28 PM CDT reply actions 13 recs
Stan, we can afford to turn the lights on
the games sold out and on TV again this week
by RamintheUK on Oct 1, 2010 2:34 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
When Donovan McNabb takes the field, he's not forced to play a team like the "Blackskins."
Yet I have to play some racists called the “Redskins” that make a mockery of my Native American descent.
by StopSpe on Oct 1, 2010 3:17 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
That one went right over my head.
Does sam have some indian blood in him? or is it some crack about the Sooners being settlers that stole indian land?
I thought it was more than a lil'.
Isn’t he considered a member of the Cherokee nation?
by crashoveride01 on Oct 1, 2010 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Alternatively....
Sam: "Gee, I thought that “out of the frying pan and into the fire” thing was a metaphor…."
You'd better lose yourself in the music, the moment, you want it, you better never let it go-ho, you only get one chance, do not let it go-ho, this opportunity only comes once in a lifetime...
by Pekka for Predator Pontiff on Oct 1, 2010 3:36 PM CDT reply actions
Dang...
I screwed it up, but its supposed to be the lyrics for the Eminem song.
by Pekka for Predator Pontiff on Oct 1, 2010 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Spags screaming
“Wait! Don’t leave without Jason. We drafted him for you.
by phxsuns on Oct 1, 2010 3:43 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I guess if we can’t beat ’em..blow ’em the F up?
by Lexxi on Oct 1, 2010 3:46 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
I guess
Were not in the midst of a winning season after all. Hell hasn’t frozen over yet.
by Lexxi on Oct 1, 2010 3:50 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
The light at the end of the tunnel, I can finally see it!
by ccamps28 on Oct 1, 2010 4:17 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
Hey Redskins
Welcome to hell.
"I have something 95 percent of all those All-Stars only wish they had: a World Series ring. If I had to choose between that and being an All-Star, it would be no contest. I’d grab the gold ring and never look back." -Tim Salmon
by BruinHalo on Oct 1, 2010 4:27 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Hey Guys..
The whole point of hide and go seek is you have to look for m-looks at scoreboard with final score STL 48- SEA 3 “Player of the Game: A.J. Feeley” "Nice guys. REAL FREAKIN NICE.
by TheBrawnFromIran on Oct 1, 2010 4:53 PM CDT reply actions
Oh wow, is Great White playing before the game?
"SJAX" - The extra strength cleaner that fights off that Stubborn, Stingy Defense
by moy on Oct 1, 2010 5:02 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Sam:
I’m not even on the field yet and I’m already lighting up the Seahawks
by Caruso on Oct 1, 2010 6:41 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Sam leaving the field after eating up the Seahawks D
Mmmmmm taste like chicken
Mmm mm mm mm mm...
…now where’e Toston.
by GreetingsADM on Oct 1, 2010 9:47 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Holy Crap... I got on the wrong bus... OH well, I'll enjoy the Kiss concert at any rate
"The greatest accomplishment is not in never falling, but in rising again after you fall." - Vince Lombardi
by VTramsFan on Oct 2, 2010 12:03 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
*Introducing the quarterback, number 8, Sam Bradford!*
Bradford: “O no… I forgot my cup…”
Winners train. Losers complain.
by Redbirds_n_Horns on Oct 2, 2010 2:27 AM CDT reply actions

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