I'm going to post a couple of these over the next couple of days. Personally, I'm tired of typing out Steven Jackson's name, so consider this an open thread for nickname ideas, especially if you have something you think is better than what's in the poll.
What's a good nickname for Steven Jackson?
Sjax - It's like Ajax, only dirtier (146 votes)
Action Jackson - Calling Carl Weathers... (170 votes)
Jacks 'em - Because he does (34 votes)
SJ39 - So technical (34 votes)
HorseMan - The result of breeding a human with a horse (25 votes)
409 total votes