Favre retired? Yeah, right

by VanRam on Feb 11, 2009 10:30 AM CST Comment 13 comments

What do you make of this latest Brett Favre retiring stunt? Haven't we heard this before?

Start placing your bets as to how long this one lasts.

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Do really believe Brett Favre is retiring?

No, this is standard operating procedure for the guy now.

9 votes

Yes, I think he means it.

10 votes

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What the hell else is he going to do?

Favre has no hobbies, other than not shaving. By retiring, he’s just quit the Jets. Maybe now he’ll go screw over the Vikings’ playoff chances, and really piss on his former fans in Green Bay.

"Attaway to stomp 'em. Stomp the piss out of 'em. Stomp 'em when they're down. Kick 'em and stomp 'em. Attaway to go boys. Pound that old Budweiser into you and go get them tomorrow." -- Joe Schultz

by taiko on Feb 11, 2009 4:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

I heard this morning on Cowherd

that Favre goes bow hunting with Kellen Clemens. Pretty good hobby.

by BruinHalo on Feb 12, 2009 11:34 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

What a dang drama queen Brett'ney Spears Farve is

Please, please let this be the last time.

by Downing Rules on Feb 11, 2009 7:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

jeez

i’ll see it when i believe it

by sergey606 on Feb 12, 2009 12:15 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

A teenage boy with a sprit inside
Of a Samurai warrior who long ago died.
Now he's O....O....O....O Oshikuru!
O....O....O....O Oshikuru!
My oh My he's a demon Samurai
Who's the guy who had to die.......Oshikuru!

by Tackle Box on Feb 12, 2009 10:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

yeah, might take a while

by sergey606 on Feb 13, 2009 12:10 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

favre plays for the vikings next year

he’ll announce it three weeks before training camp.

by stlcardinalsfang on Feb 13, 2009 9:59 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

It really comes down to the other 30 teams in the league

We know two that won’t sign him. But if anyone else comes knocking on his door, you think it’ll be hard for them to convince him that he’s still got something left in the tank?

"Attaway to stomp 'em. Stomp the piss out of 'em. Stomp 'em when they're down. Kick 'em and stomp 'em. Attaway to go boys. Pound that old Budweiser into you and go get them tomorrow." -- Joe Schultz

by taiko on Feb 15, 2009 12:54 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

too bad

lions supposedly said “Culpepper is our QB next year” it’s still hard to say that without laughing. cause otherwise maybe favre could go play in motown

by sergey606 on Feb 15, 2009 4:48 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Favre for the Rams...

My friend asked me the other day if he thought that Brett Favre could come and play for the Rams. “Absolutely,” I said, “we will most likely release Trent Green and could use a good backup for Bulger.”

October 26; the countdown has begun.

by Marmie is the best on Feb 15, 2009 10:39 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

I can't wait until this story retires

This will make two offseasons in a row when the main storyline for the NFL is Brett frackin Favre. Retire and go hunting, Brett.

Jay Zygmunt, now that you have fired yourself, please have yourself hired by Seattle. Thanks.

by 3k on Feb 16, 2009 12:15 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

yeah

second half of last summer sucked. I thought ESPN turned into a giant John Madden

by sergey606 on Feb 17, 2009 2:07 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Ha! Add thousands of hours of Frank Caliendo ads, and you had the perfect storm of unwatchable tv.

"Attaway to stomp 'em. Stomp the piss out of 'em. Stomp 'em when they're down. Kick 'em and stomp 'em. Attaway to go boys. Pound that old Budweiser into you and go get them tomorrow." -- Joe Schultz

by taiko on Feb 18, 2009 9:39 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs