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Random Ramsdom: Dec. 24th, 2009

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'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
All the injured Rams were sleeping, on their respective couch;

The players stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that nice bonus soon would be there;


The offensive line was nestled, all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plum idiots like Incognito danced in their heads;

And pappa Spags' in his 'kerchief, and Devaney in his cap,
Had just settled down for a long offseason's nap,

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
 They sprang from the film room to see what was the matter.

Away to the window they flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

 

When, what to their wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature
Ndamukong Suh and behind him, Flajole in full cheer,


And off in the distance, so painful and slow,
They knew in a moment, it was Bulger, injuries in tow.

More faint than the playoffs, they heard his poor scream,
"Protect me! Protect me! *Sack*, I wish I played for a different team;

Now.....

Anyone care to finish it?

Enjoy your Thursday's and Christmas Eve everyone.

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And on this Christmas Eve, the Marc's wish would be heard loud and clear...

…as the ides of April loomed, a different team would indeed appear.

A man named Devaney would ensnare the man named Suh,
Who behind the Spags would grow, and the Fearsome Four anew,

Lofty expectations indeed, but it’s time to end the painful Fall,
And have reason to dream again, out of the cellar once and for all,

Behind the beast Beaver known as #39,
and a relentless defense surely on the climb,

The Rams can live up to their names,
and the faithful no longer have to hide in shame.

So on this Christmas Eve when Bulger had a wish,
His different team will begin April 24th, per the speech of the Commish.

Go Rams.

That was my best shot, obviously from the Bulger loyalist perspective. :D

Merry Christmas brothers! Go Rams!

"I was just letting the shots fly. You know, I don't leave any bullets in the chamber."

"Everything negative- pressure, challenges- is all an opportunity for me to rise."

-Kobe Bryant

A mantra for all athletes.

by TrojanRam on Dec 24, 2009 4:44 AM CST reply actions  

Those two stories made my day!!

Thanks y’all and have a Merry Christmas!

This station is now the ultimate power in the universe!

by AbsolutMoose on Dec 24, 2009 11:51 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

great twist to a holiday classic, go rams and MERRY CHRISTMAS to all here at TST

If practice makes perfect....
Yet nobodies perfect.....
Then why practice ???

by peteyweestro on Dec 24, 2009 5:58 PM CST reply actions  

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