Breakout the paper bags, Rams fail to make it to the half, again
Another week, another ignominious Rams loss. I'm beginning to think the league needs a Kevorkian rule; keep losing by lopsided margins and the commissioner pulls the plug on your season. It's getting hard to watch this team. If these guys were in charge of fixing the economy, I'd start stuffing bills in my mattress and pennies in my shoes. Only a loss to the Lions would have been more humiliating.
So many times watching this team over the last two years, after so many turds like this one, I've demanded answers and appealed to reason. No more. There's just no point. Until there's a sea change in the organization's zeitgeist, this is the rule, not the exception.
For me, mercifully, the game wasn't televised, so I'll leave my venomous sentiments to those who witnessed the massacre. The game sounded just as impressive on the radio as I'm sure it looked.
The game was a stinker on all fronts, but I gotta say, the Tony Banks Award for Excellence this outing goes to Marc Bulger. I was fully prepared to blame the Rams o-line, but they played pretty well, all things being relative with a 2-8 team. When it's this bad, there's plenty of blame to go around, but you can pin the lion's share of this mess on Rams QB Marc Bulger. The game ended with Bulger's fumble on 2nd down in the 2nd quarter set the 49ers up for a TD. That brillant sequence was follwed by a terrible interception by Bulger. The 49ers started two drives on turnovers inside the Rams side of the field, once in the red zone. At that point, 28-3, it became reasonable to wonder if the Rams were going on two weeks in a row where an opponent scored 40 points by the half. Turns out the 49ers only got 35. Crisis averted. Making it even worse was some fairly effective play from the QB in the second half...with the Niners in cruise control.
I don't see how you argue for sticking with Bulger next week.
The middle of the Rams defense did itself no favors with their inspired play either. DT La'Roi Glover spent most of the snaps he saw on his back. Glover's long in the tooth, a guy who served his time, playing admirably for a lost cause now. The disappointment is Adam Carriker, who hardly played like a first round draft pick. I don't think he belongs at DT, at least not without a bulky, NT-prototype next to him in the 4-3. Given the playmaking skills touted when he was a draft pick, maybe he'd be a better LB. That's two position switches in three years, though, not exactly a recipe for success. At the very least, I think the Rams should move him to DE, where he played better last year filling in for injured players. DE Leonard Little is the heart and soul of this team, by default, but taking nothing away from the man. Unfortunately, he's clearly playing hurt or just too over-the-hill, and that's dramatically reduced the level of effectiveness the Rams need out of one of their precious few leaders. More cause to move Carriker to DE.
And how could we forget about the injuries...just to make it really feel like a contemporary Rams game, there had to be injuries to good(ish) players. If this team loses Bartell for any significant amount of time, there could be a lot more blowouts. Pace and Incognito, well, let's keep our fingers crossed, those are our two best linemen.
Finally, there's Jim Haslett. His epithet for his time with the Rams might read, "He stuck with Marc Bulger as his starting QB." Though, I don't know; there was plenty of merit to the argument of leaving Bulger under center coming into this game (also plenty of argument against it). Haslett's early run seemed so promising. I can't imagine the odds favoring him at the helm next season, even though much of the problem lies with the player personnel. I think he'll be a fine coach, but if comes down the keepign Haslett and completely remaking this team, well, best of luck in the SEC, Jim. Much more than Haslett, the future of this team hinges completely on how the front office gets remade, and to do that right, Rosenbloom is going to have to show a winning commitment if he wants to get the best people for the job.
Alright, I can't think about the Rams anymore tonight. Why waste a perfectly good Sunday evening, right?
More fun tomorrow.
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I agree that Bulger’s fumble was the “game over” moment, but the beginning of the end came on the drive previous, when the running game was working and the Rams had driven to second-and-goal from the five. They were only down 7-0 at the time, and had the chance to show they could hang. But Bulger forced a bad ball toward Pittman at the goal line that was easily defended, then simply gave up on third down when he saw Torry Holt double-covered to the left side. Rather than go through his progressions (he had time), he just threw the ball into the crowd. It was chickenshit.
He fumbled on the next possession, and tossed the pick on the one following, and yes, the game was effectively over. But the beginning of the end was in that first red-zone possession.
"Attaway to stomp 'em. Stomp the piss out of 'em. Stomp 'em when they're down. Kick 'em and stomp 'em. Attaway to go boys. Pound that old Budweiser into you and go get them tomorrow." -- Joe Schultz
by taiko on
Nov 16, 2008 9:19 PM CST
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I agree with absolutely all of your analysis here
but I’m wondering why you hate Marc Bulger.
Yes, he played like absolute garbage when the team was in the game and it was mostly his fault for why they got blown out. I just don’t understand you’re hatred.
Our country reeks of trees. Our yaks are really large. And they smell like rotting beef carcasses. And we have to clean up after them. And our saddle sores are the best. We proudly wear women's clothing. While searing sand blows up our skirts.
And the buzzards, they soar overhead. And poisonous snakes will devour us whole. Our bones will bleach in the sun. And we will probably go to hell. And that is our great reward. For be-ing the-uh Ro-yal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen!
by Tackle Box on
Nov 16, 2008 9:48 PM CST
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I don’t hate him as a man. I’m not the kind of guy who would call him out if I saw him in Schnucks, or egg his house or something. And as I’ve said before, I liked him when he took the reins from Warner and led the team back to the playoffs, seemingly without missing a step. He could have been Steve Young to Warner’s Joe Montana.
I just hate watching this version of Marc Bulger take snaps as our quarterback. I hate watching a guy squander his ability and opportunity in a wash of terror and self-pity. And I hate seeing him torpedo the chances of 54 other guys and his coaching staff by his continual failure. If there was an injury I could apologize for it, excuse it, wait for it to heal. But there isn’t, and I can’t. It makes me sick.
As to “why” I feel so strongly? Might take some headshrinkers to figure that out. Some childhood trauma involving the orange-uniform Tampa Bay Bucs would probably come to light, I’m sure.
"Attaway to stomp 'em. Stomp the piss out of 'em. Stomp 'em when they're down. Kick 'em and stomp 'em. Attaway to go boys. Pound that old Budweiser into you and go get them tomorrow." -- Joe Schultz
by taiko on
Nov 16, 2008 10:38 PM CST
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I see.
It was the calling him “chickenshit” which prompted my question.
I still don’t see the point or whatever in saying he is torpedoing the team and that he’s squandering his abilities. It’s not his fault he’s gotten his ass absolutely handed to him the past two years. As you said before, he was extremely good a few years ago and was one of the most accurate passers in the NFL, so imo the blame falls squarely on LInehan and Zygmunt. They built this line which has turned Bulger into a tackling dummy and they failed to give the team any other viable option to start at qb. He’s still the best qb on the team and, even at his diminished ability level, that’s a pretty sad fact.
Our country reeks of trees. Our yaks are really large. And they smell like rotting beef carcasses. And we have to clean up after them. And our saddle sores are the best. We proudly wear women's clothing. While searing sand blows up our skirts.
And the buzzards, they soar overhead. And poisonous snakes will devour us whole. Our bones will bleach in the sun. And we will probably go to hell. And that is our great reward. For be-ing the-uh Ro-yal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen!
by Tackle Box on
Nov 17, 2008 6:52 AM CST
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This is sort of like a “the glass is half-empty / glass is half-full” argument. We both agree he sucks. But you say it’s not his fault, and I say it is.
Every quarterback gets punished in this league. Every single one. There’s something in a man that either rebounds from it or doesn’t. It’s called “fight or flight,” and Bulger’s switch is stuck in the “flight” position. You can rah-rah him all the way to the locker room, that’s where he’d rather be.
Let me ask you this – what do you think Bulger does in the offseason? Do you think he works hard to prepare his body for the rigors of the game? He took a licking each year he played, he knew what he was up against. Did he ever come back from one season to the next with extra weight, extra muscle? Did he ever come back quicker, or better-conditioned? Did he ever come back stronger, more ready to play, more ready to compete? No, no, and no. He’s only 31, and he can barely move his legs. So whose fault is it again that he’s rattled?
What’s the point of saying this? I find it inexcusable that he is still grandfathered into the starting job. He couldn’t start for any of the other 31 teams in the league. Daunte Culpepper, Seneca Wallace, a scrub like Shaun Hill, even Ryan Fitzpatrick would be used ahead of him at this point. It’s not an indictment of him if the Rams start him next week, he’s not the one that should be making the decision.
And to say that he’s still our best option… I just don’t get it. Keep shaking those pom poms.
"Attaway to stomp 'em. Stomp the piss out of 'em. Stomp 'em when they're down. Kick 'em and stomp 'em. Attaway to go boys. Pound that old Budweiser into you and go get them tomorrow." -- Joe Schultz
by taiko on
Nov 17, 2008 9:07 AM CST
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How do you prepare to get thrown to the ground by 300 pound angry men?
There is no workout regimen to prepare you for it. Oh, and he seldom gets hurt, so apparently his offseason preparation is working. You act like every quarterback gets Bulger’s “protection”. Was Warner chickenshit too? It took him about 3 years outside of the Rams organization to get his credibility back as a starting quarterback.
Btw, Bulger wasn’t stuck in “flight” mode 3 years ago, why is he now?
And once again, I have a big problem with making generalizations about him that you present as fact. “He’d rather be in the locker room”? Really? Did he tell you this? And you really believe that if he and Daunte Culpepper were both unemployed at the same time, Cullpepper or Seneca Wallace or even Shaun Hill would get a call from a GM offering a job? Never.
Finally, if Bulger is not the best quarterback on the team, who is? We’ve seen Trent Green play twice and he didn’t do any better. So, I guess we’re back to Brock Berlin based on the face that every third string quarterback in the NFL is some great talent just like the great Tyler Thigpen, Shaun Hill, and Ryan Fitzpatrick.
As of right now, I don’t care who the hell plays quarterback. It ain’t gonna make a damn bit of difference. Start Berlin if you’d like. It’s not going to matter. Whoever it is, give them at least 80% of the snaps in practice.
Our country reeks of trees. Our yaks are really large. And they smell like rotting beef carcasses. And we have to clean up after them. And our saddle sores are the best. We proudly wear women's clothing. While searing sand blows up our skirts.
And the buzzards, they soar overhead. And poisonous snakes will devour us whole. Our bones will bleach in the sun. And we will probably go to hell. And that is our great reward. For be-ing the-uh Ro-yal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen!
by Tackle Box on
Nov 17, 2008 5:19 PM CST
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I don’t know, but if I was him I’d try to find out whatever was in Jeff Garcia’s cheerios.
"Attaway to stomp 'em. Stomp the piss out of 'em. Stomp 'em when they're down. Kick 'em and stomp 'em. Attaway to go boys. Pound that old Budweiser into you and go get them tomorrow." -- Joe Schultz
by taiko on
Nov 18, 2008 12:20 AM CST
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indefensible
not an ounce of fight in the guy now.
by VanRam on
Nov 16, 2008 9:54 PM CST
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I'm not sure why anyone is left defending Bulger
He plays like garbage week in and week out. It’s not ALL on the o-line or young WRs with him. He consistently makes terrible decisions, misses targets, and throws off his back foot half the time. He hasn’t been worth a shit in over two years. We know he’s got nothing left for us at this point, why not give a young guy one more shot since the season is lost anyway? See if he can develop a rapport with Avery/Burton/Stanley.
Brock Ber-lin (clap, clap) Brock Ber-lin.
ALWAYS watching, ALWAYS hoping we can turn it around (even if I’m now forced to look ’til ’09),
bigwood25
by bigwood25 on
Nov 17, 2008 9:10 PM CST
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"The Tony Banks Award for Excellence"
Awesome. I suggest we call it “The Felony.”
"Attaway to stomp 'em. Stomp the piss out of 'em. Stomp 'em when they're down. Kick 'em and stomp 'em. Attaway to go boys. Pound that old Budweiser into you and go get them tomorrow." -- Joe Schultz
by taiko on
Nov 16, 2008 10:42 PM CST
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That'd be the...
Lawrence Phillips.
by bigwood25 on
Nov 17, 2008 9:11 PM CST
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no, no, that's the "St. Louis Sportsman of the Year"
"Attaway to stomp 'em. Stomp the piss out of 'em. Stomp 'em when they're down. Kick 'em and stomp 'em. Attaway to go boys. Pound that old Budweiser into you and go get them tomorrow." -- Joe Schultz
by taiko on
Nov 18, 2008 12:18 AM CST
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We did outscore them in the fourth quarter.
I have witnessed time and time again.
by srdmad on
Nov 16, 2008 11:15 PM CST
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Haslett said that the Rams played better
in the second half.
Well, duh. The game was all but over. The 9ers were happy to play prevent on defense and mostly were trying to avoid injury to key players on offense. No wonder the Rams looked better in the second half.
Steriods is...is bad.
by Handsome Jimmy on
Nov 17, 2008 4:27 PM CST
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