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Ram it!
If the current Rams can't pick it up, may I suggest this as a team building exercise.

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Yeah, that's classic.

I’m sure our LA brothers will get a kick out of it. Actually, a buddy of mine (a Bears fan) found that and sent it to me about a year ago.

My favorite is the guy who calls himself “Babyface” who is obviously reading his part. Oh and the sax solo! If it’s the ‘80s you’ve gotta have a sax solo!

But the whole “Ram It” makes me laugh and not just for obvious reasons. Although, the “double entendre” still holds true.

Hope I haven’t shared this before. My dad used to have season tickets for the Rams and the year after they won the SuperBowl, they started the season with a Monday night game against the Broncos. The place was electric. Anyway, my Dad had pretty good seats, right behind the players’ family section (which is something to behold in itself) and two rows up from the walkway that cuts through the lower level.

Anyway, we’re sitting there and it’s about 5 minutes before kickoff or something and I get this urge to look down the row to my right. Entering the row is a older gentleman and a very young lady who is wearing a pair of tiny blue ass hugger shorts and a gold string bikini top. Well, at the time, I’m about 25 and my eyes bug out of my head. My dad? I thought he was gonna have the big one.

So, this girl is all revved up and is waving to people and having a great time when she turns around and I notice written in gold and blue body paint, in the small of her back (right above her ass….) are the words “Ram It!”.

And security made her put a coat on…………….sonsofbitches.

Our country reeks of trees. Our yaks are really large. And they smell like rotting beef carcasses. And we have to clean up after them. And our saddle sores are the best. We proudly wear women's clothing. While searing sand blows up our skirts.

And the buzzards, they soar overhead. And poisonous snakes will devour us whole. Our bones will bleach in the sun. And we will probably go to hell. And that is our great reward. For be-ing the-uh Ro-yal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen!

by Tackle Box on Nov 13, 2008 5:02 PM CST reply actions  

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